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Artist of the Month – September 2017: Ryan Case

Artist of the Month – September 2017: Ryan Case

Ryan Case is an artist and co-owns Sink or Swim Art Gallery in Louisville, KY, with his wife, writer/artist/poet Bridget. In their own words:
I am Ryan. It took me many years to feel comfortable enough to call myself an artist, but that is what I am. I create mainly with ink and acrylic paints, but I’ll use whatever is laying around the studio from time to time. My subjects are an entire spectrum of the adorable and abominable. I am a homeschooling dad of 2 girls by day, and creative monster machine by night.
Bridget is a writer, poet, abstract painter, and jewelry designer/maker. She is known for her fierce attack in your face poetry. She is active in the animal rights, LGBT and Women’s equal rights movements, and her passion is reflected in her works and words.
AotM-Ryan Case-horror art-01House of Tortured Souls: When did you know you were meant to be an artist?
Ryan Case: I’ve always been drawn to art. it was always my escape and my friend.AotM-Ryan Case-horror art-08
HoTS: And why do you still do it?
RC: It’s a passion/obsession. I can’t not paint. I’m drawn to it, and it makes me feel better. It’s my own private therapy. I’ll always create.AotM-Ryan Case-horror art-03
HoTS: Where do you pull your inspiration from?
RC: I absorb movies and music. though not all my paintings are of monsters, horror movies have been a huge influence on my work since day one.AotM-Ryan Case-horror art-04
HoTS: Do you have a piece you have done that you are the proudest of?
RC: I think I am most proud of my pet portraits.AotM-Ryan Case-horror art-02
HoTS: Why is that?
RC: They are usually commissioned after a pet has passed away, so I want to give them the life they once beamed out.AotM-Ryan Case-horror art-05
HoTS: Who is your favorite artist?
RC: My favorite living artist is Chet Zar, and my favorite dead artist is Salvador Dali.AotM-Ryan Case-horror art-07
HoTS: What advice would you give to young artists out there?
RC: Never ever ever give up. Every piece you do is another step closer to where you want to be. Fuck rejections. Fuck toxic people. Kick all that out of your life and mind. Focus on your work and what you want to accomplish.AotM-Ryan Case-horror art-10
Check out this gallery opening video to see a little bit more of what you can expect at Sink or Swim Art Gallery.

Stop by their Facebook page and give it a like.
And don’t forget to visit their Sink or Swim Art Gallery to see more awesome horror art – some of which is available for purchase. And Halloween is just around the corner.
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TRIBUTE: GEORGE A. ROMERO (2 of ?)

TRIBUTE: GEORGE A. ROMERO (2 of ?)

RIP – The Godfather of Zombies
George A. Romero

georgeromero-zombielove / Fair use doctrine.George Romero meant so much to me personally. He created my love, my obsession with zombies. I cannot tell you my exact age when I first watched Night of the Living Dead, but it sparked the fire that is my love for horror and, more importantly, zombie stories. George A. Romero opened the door for many to follow, pushed the limits of horror further than anyone dreamed, awakened future directors and storytellers, and educated the world on the zombies (how they move, groan, react, and how people would react in a zombie apocalypse).
I’m not sure if Romero went for black and white to blend in with the classic horrors or because makeup and prosthetics aren’t what they are today. All I know that it was a genius move! Night of the Living Dead was meant to be b&w. When I first turned on the movie (in my foolish youth) I wanted to immediately change the channel, after all b&w movies are just boring (back in the 80s when everything was neon). I’m not even sure now what kept me watching, but I am ever so thankful! George Romero was such a creative intelligent fellow in his time.
Romero was one of my first articles for HoTS when a little over a year ago Mr. Romero finally received a star on Hollywood’s Walk of Fame. It blew my mind that only just now was he receiving a star! After all his movies and work?!?!? Night of the Living Dead had several sequels (almost all 10 years apart), and he made several other type of horror movies, directed much of Creepshow, and participated in many documentaries, and specials. Romero is so loved by so many that The Walking Dead has had many tribute Easter eggs to Romero.
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Romero even had a part in the zombie mode on Call of Duty: Black Ops.

George Romero left his mark and ‘infected’ so many of us. I, personally, will truly miss him.
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Dixielord’s Amazon Prime Horror Picks – June/July 2017

Dixielord’s Amazon Prime Horror Picks – June/July 2017

Quite often I am asked about movie selections, especially selections of streaming movies. It’s not always easy. Everyone has a different opinion of what makes a movie good, or even watchable. Complicating matters, the films available for streaming change on a monthly – and sometimes a weekly – basis, and the number of services for movie streaming are continuously growing. So, basically, the list will change fairly regularly. Sounds like a great idea for a recurring column, doesn’t it kiddos?!
So let’s start this with Amazon Prime Picks, since I noticed several great new additions to the service recently. So here we go, with Dixie’s Amazon Prime picks for June and July 2017.
1. Day of the Animals: We all know Leslie Nielsen was one of the great comedic actors of the last several decades. From the classic Airplane of the 70s, to reinvigorating himself in the Naked Gun movie series, he has been making people laugh. However, not as many people know he had a career as a serious actor. He even played the heavy at times, like in this 1977, nature gone wild horror movie. In it. There are several reasons to recommend Day of the Animals to horror fans such as the reuniting of stars from the cult film Grizzly, appearance of Susan Backlinie, the famous first victim in Jaws, or just as a look back at 70s eco-horror, but the main reason is Nielsen. His character goes from grating asshole, to full on whack a doodle, bear fighting insanity, and it’s a joy to watch.

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2. Shock Waves: Young horror fans may think Nazi Zombies are a new concept, but in actually the sub genre existed long before Dead Snow made it popular again. Nazi undead have plagued the cinema for decades from Jess Franco’s Oasis of the Zombie, Jean Rollin’s Zombie Lake, all the way back to The Frozen Dead, starring Dana Andrews (who most of us only know from the opening song of Rocky Horror). None of these are better, in my opinion, than Shock Waves. Shock Waves, which stars horror legend Peter Cushing, and a heart stopping Brooke Adams, is one of the most original zombie films ever made. Some might argue the monsters in the film aren’t zombies. I disagree, and have reasons to support my belief, but horror fans are always arguing about what is and isn’t a zombie. Frankly I’m tired of the argument, and this is my list, so fuck you guys, they’re zombies. So why should you watch it? Seriously? Peter Cushing isn’t enough? Well how about a red hot Brooke Adams who spends most of the film in a bikini? How about genre legend John Carradine (who thankfully isn’t in a bikini)? Well if you need more, as I said it’s one of the more original zombie films ever made. I go more into detail on my website, but besides all that, whats more American than killin’ Nazis? Killing Nazi zombies, that’s what!?
3. The Tombs of the Blind Dead: Zombies are way beyond the saturation point now. The Walking Dead is still riding high on television, but with zombies appearing in commercials for everything from banks to brake shops, they are more pop culture than horror. Very few new zombie films are horrifying or even interesting. So let’s take a trip back to 1972 and Amando de Ossorio’s Spanish Horror, Tombs of the Blind Dead. This tale of reanimated Templar Knights has so much that is lacking from modern horror. It’s dark, gory at times and has a bleak, almost claustrophobic atmosphere. There are scenes where the tension is so high that it is almost physically painful to watch. The reanimated knights have had their eyes pecked out by birds of prey after their execution and are forced to hunt their prey by sound. Take note Don’t Breathe, this is how to do that gimmick right.

Great Horror in Amazon Prime Picks

4. The Witch Who Came In From The Sea: Don’t let the artwork and title fool you. This isn’t a supernatural horror. It is one of the infamous video nasties of the 80s, and it’s gory enough to deserve that title. The cover art is reminiscent of the gothic horror of Bava, but this is actually a slasher that’s as much drama as horror in all honesty. It deals with a mentally disturbed woman who makes short and bloody work of her lovers. It has all the shortcomings of a typical video nasty, low budget, iffy acting and bad effects. It also has a compelling story and enough blood to satisfy the gorehound. It deserves a spot with the revenge slashers of the 70s and 80s and you should watch it while it’s easily available.
The Witch Who Came From the Sea poster art
The Witch Who Came From the Sea poster art
5. The Final Terror: The Final Terror is a little seen, almost lost slasher from the 80s. It’s a film I have wanted to see since I was a kid. I was drawn in by lurid posters and promo but unfortunately I never got a chance to see it, till it was on streaming media. It’s a fairly decent slasher, about kids lost in the woods, hunted by as masked maniac. But why am I recommending it to you? The cast, that’s what makes it a must see. It includes a young and gorgeous Daryl Hannah, Rachel Ward, Adrian Zmed, a young Joe Pantoliano and Neidemeyer himself, Mark Metcalf.
So that’s it, five selections streaming on Amazon Prime right now. Don’t wait too long because you never know when a film will be pulled. Check back here for MORE selections from the House of Tortured Souls staff.
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MUSIC REVIEW: Redneck Nosferatu – Self-Titled (2017)

MUSIC REVIEW: Redneck Nosferatu – Self-Titled (2017)

Redneck Nosferatu — (Self-Titled)

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  • 1. Momma
  • 2. Love & A .45
  • 3. Papa Kills Babies
  • 4. Father Curtis
  • 5. Son Of 100 Maniacs
  • 6. Dead Girls
  • 7. Children Shouldn’t Play With Dead Things
  • 8. Silver Bullet
  • 9. Stalker
  • 10. Otis
A majority of the bands in my collection come from random purchases. Generally if a band pops up on my Facebook feed, and they have physical albums for sale, I’ll buy for the sake of collecting. I love supporting the small time bands and even if they don’t end up being an act I fall in love with, they earn a spot in my collection. Sometimes though, I find a band that completely floors me and that’s the case when I opened my copy of the Redneck Nosferatu self-titled debut album. Hailing from Tulsa, OK, this self-proclaimed “killbilly trash punk” quintet combines crusty punk rock with metal and layers it all under an air of backwoods horror. Consisting of guitarists and vocalists Clovis and Rowdy Riter, bassist and vocalist Lola and drummer D-Bone, they produced a 10 track album fit for hardcore and horror fans alike.
With the opening track, “Momma”, the listener is treated to an audio sample setting the mood and tone for the remainder of the disc. Edmund Kemper’s confession about beheading is mother is heard over a backing track of dripping water, muffled cries. and inhuman moans. The 83 second introduction lays the groundwork for the no-frills, in-your-face sludgefest that you’re about to endure during the next 23 minutes. The first song on the album, “Love & a .45” tears in and delivers in less than 2 minutes. What made this group immediately interesting was the gnarled female vocals that brought to mind groups like Circle Takes The Square. With the crack of a beer “Papa Kills Babies”, the album’s third track, kicks off. Distorted vocals shout “they don’t go in the woods at night” over an aggressive thrash rhythm. The vocals jump between belched barks and strained screams creating a sense of menace.
The album continues with “Father Curtis”, chugging along on a crust punk beat, breaking the cycle and adding another layer to the band and album. “Son Of 100 Maniacs” is one of the discs strongest offerings. With back and forth vocals, a fast beat and unsettling overall tone, the song pounds away and builds up to an ending of sporadic guitar squeals and static noise fading out pleasantly, all in 93 seconds time.
Starting the album’s second half is the album’s most easily digestible track for newcomers, “Dead Girls”. Starting on an acoustic guitar riff the band crafts a spooky atmosphere before kicking everything into gear. The lead vocals are delivered with less of a snarl but more than enough attitude. The bass, drum, and spoons breakdown in the track shows off that the groups roots and influences stand in other places besides punk and metal. “Children Shouldn’t Play With Dead Things” is easily my favorite song on the album. The guitar tone over such a driving riff with the vocals spewed out in a steady stream, this track plays like a theme song to a killing spree conducted by backwoods cannibals high on meth. This is a song coated in total chaos and energy and one of the album’s longest entries.
Silver Bullet” ramps up the energy considerably as the group delivers an anthem style head-banger primed to fire up any pit. The verses build up in intensity until chorus rushes in like a welcome release. Rounding out the album are the tracks “Stalker” and “Otis”. “Stalker” plays out as a sludgy metal track with an enticing vocal performance, which initially reminded me of Daniel Hell (Dr. Hell), and holds the title as the disc longest play at 3:10. Modest and moving, “Stalker” keeps the anxious and claustrophobic tone of the record moving along before “Otis” closes everything out. Starting out with a Black Sabbath intro and the “Frailty” movie quote, the album’s grimy metal ending continues. The chant of “I got bored with the Lord, now I’m skating for Satan” drives home where this band hails from and what they’re about, a preachy punk piece that wraps everything together.
Running about 23 minutes total, the album offers little to dislike though the high points sometimes feel rushed along. Overall, this is an incredible debut by a band that, perhaps literally, crawled out of the woodwork and I’m really looking forward to what follows. Dark, grimy and aggressive, Redneck Nosferatu have left their mark on the neck of the horror genre.
Follow Redneck Nosferatu on their Facebook.
Or pick up a copy of the self-titled album from their Website.
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MOVIE REVIEW: Get Out (2017)

MOVIE REVIEW: Get Out (2017)

No seriously, GTFO!!!!
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You ain’t ready!
This may be my shortest article because I am not the type to give a movie away. But CHEESE AND RICE! 😮 Get Out is a complete MindF**k!! As mentioned in my bio, I have been exposed to horror my whole life, and I’ve been through a lot. So it is hard to get to me. This film had my eyes bulging! I, too, was like:
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I kept hearing how, “It’s not what you think”. They were stating the obvious, but I wanted to find out what ‘it’ was then! I certainly wasn’t ready! I truly am blown away that this disturbing film came from the big ole goofball Jordan Peele. I mean his scripts may be pretty dark or down right in your face at times on the show Key and Peele but this was a complete 180.
It actually does not take long to figure out something is amok in the film, but it will definitely blow your mind when all truth is exposed and you see everything going on!! The bingo game had me scratching my head until later near the end of the movie. Some of my friends didn’t get it at all until I explained it to them. #MindBlown!
And Shout Out to this guy for bringing in the comedy relief: 😉
I’ll tell ya another thing! I love hot tea! I will not being stirring my cup to get a good blend while the tea bag is in there any more! As a matter of a fact, tea bags no longer go in mugs PERIOD! Ya better pull out an infuser and dump the containments of the bag into it!! And if I’m at your house and you come out with a mug with a tea bag and a spoon in it, I’M OUT!! Deuces!
This film will keep you on the edge of your seat, and will blow your mind! Watch it immediately! Then Get The Flip Out of wherever you watched it!
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Artist of the Month – May 2017: Maxwell H. Blackheart

Artist of the Month – May 2017: Maxwell H. Blackheart

Mother’s Day is coming up. Get your mom and your baby’s momma something special this year.
No? She’s more of an ‘I Love Lucy’ kinda gal? Okay!
Or maybe clowns?
Giggles 😀 I, personally, would be thrilled to own any of those pieces. Then again, I am one twisted bitch!
Once again, a previous AotM sent me to this one. And BOY have I hit the MOTHERLOAD!!! Maxwell is flipping amazing!! There be a lot of talent in them fingers – and a lot of demented thoughts in that there brain! I love it!! Maxwell does have amazing skills and you will be thrilled to have been introduced to his work!
I’m in need of a Hall of Blackheart now!!
I was obnoxious enough to get some answers out of him! No really he was kind enough to take the time out to answer some questions and is a real down to earth fellow.
Firing away with the questions.
House of Tortured Souls: How old were you when you started to draw?
Maxwell H. Blackheart: I can remember watching my dad draw quick sketches of faces when I was about six or seven. I didn’t know how he did this so I would just watch him draw these random faces. After awhile I got motivated to try it myself. I copied what he did and liked doing it. After many more drawings I started drawing Peanuts characters and just a few years later around eight years old I was drawing Kiss band members, snakes, spiders, and severed heads. It had begun.
HoTS: What was your first piece?
MHB: My first piece that I consider worth calling it a piece of art would have been a portrait of Gene Simmons from Kiss. I was starting to use colored pencils which I love to use to this day. It’s really my favorite medium because it’s quick and enjoyable for me.
HoTS: When and why did you fall in love with horror art?
MHB: I’m not exactly sure when I did. It was just kind of the path I took. It was the road that felt right and looked interesting to explore. I guess I’d say around eight years old. Godzilla, Frankenstein, and severed heads were always a fun subject for me.
HoTS: Do you draw in lead, charcoal, or the blood of innocent souls? 😉
MHB: I draw mostly with Prismacolor pencils and ink. I also like graphite. I’ve only produced about 9 or 10 acrylic paintings but I hope to do more in the future.
HoTS: Who is your favorite immortal creep?
MHB: My favorite Immortal creep is a hard question. For some reason Rawhead Rex comes to mind. Nothing like a heavy metal looking head chomping boogie man to torture your soul with fear.
HoTS: Do you do comic cons, art shows or anything?
MHB: I would love to. I wanna meet all the nice people I hear from every single day on social media. It’s hard for me to travel at this time. For now you will have to come to me here in Spokane Washington or you can just visit my Instagram.
HoTS: Where can we find and purchase your work?
MHB: If you want to see what I have up or make a purchase, I sell originals and prints here http://www.maxblackheart.com and Etsy as well https://www.etsy.com/shop/MaxBlackHeart. T-shirts are a new item I have been selling also.
HoTS: Do you have any fan pages or twitter account so we can keep up with your work?
MHB: I mostly post my latest pieces on Instagram @maxblackheart. You can find me on Facebook and Etsy also.
HoTS: Are you working on anything right now?
MHB: I am currently working on a painting that is Alice Cooper themed, ‘Cold Ethyl’ from his song with the same title. If you love corpses or “love” corpses you’ll love this piece. Also take a listen to this song if you haven’t heard it. It’s a real toe tapper.
HoTS: What are some of your pastimes outside of drawing?
MHB: I have lots of things I do outside of my art like spending time with my family. Riding motorcycles music and photography. I also like thinking and doing things my own way. Also really good at eating steak. Medium rare please.
Y’all be sure to go follow, like, poke, pinch, share, love, put your right foot in, put your right foot out… Oh no, wait, that’s something else! Seriously go support as much as you can!
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EDITORIAL: 6 Horror Movies That The New MST3K Crew Needs to Tackle

EDITORIAL: 6 Horror Movies That The New MST3K Crew Needs to Tackle

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Fans of bad cinema can rejoice because the new season of MST3K is upon us. Here is my list of movies Jonah and the bots can rip a new one. Also don’t take offense if we mention a movie you like; it’s all in good fun. In fact, a lot of these are favorites of mine (minus The Outing), and, as the theme song goes, “it’s just a show you should really just relax”.
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6. Blood Rage (1987)

06_MST3K_Blood Rage (1987) / Fair use doctrine.True, MST3K never really tackled the slasher genre in the past but couldn’t you picture the incredibly campy, sleazy and fun of late 80s Blood Rage as an episode? I mean actress Louise Lasser boozing it up, not to mention the scene in which she sits spread eagle by the fridge, binge eating would have the guys rolling! Drive-In Massacre is another film that would easily bridge the slasher-MST3K divide.

5. The Prey (1984)

05_MST3K_The Prey (1984) / Fair use doctrine.An older, low budget, slice and dice movie about six wide eyed campers getting picked off by a mysterious killer. Bad acting, bad production values, and a so-so story would equal MST3K gold.

4. Rock ‘n’ Roll Nightmare (1987)

04_MST3K_Rock ‘n’ Roll Nightmare (1987) / Fair use doctrine.Seeing how the original crew did Jon Mikl Thor’s Zombie Nightmare it only seems fitting that the new guys tackle Rock ‘n’ Roll Nightmare a wonderfully bad film that is enjoyable in its own right. Of course, the infamous shower scene will have to get axed, but it would be worth it to see how the guys react to Thor’s spiked underwear and glam rock makeup as well as a whole host of laughable monsters. Truly a classic episode in the making. Seeing how Thor himself is a fan of the show, a cameo might even be possible.

3. Creep (1995)

03_MST3K_Creep (1995) / Fair use doctrine.This shot on video “epic” by director Tim Ritter has all the elements for a great episode. Its amazingly awful in all departments yet it still retains enough “so bad its great” charm that would make this perfect for the riffed treatment. I could also see Ritter’s Killing Spree riffed, but, honestly, Creep just has something extra special. Maybe it’s the hacked together plot, the cringe worthy acting or random things like a close up of a fly…Whatever it is I`d love to see it featured.

2. The Outing aka The Lamp (1987)

]02_MST3K_The Outing (1987) / Fair use doctrine.I reviewed this PAINFULLY bad late 80s horror film for my upcoming film guide, and I couldn’t help but wish I had Mike or Joel or now Jonah and the bots could have helped me through the trauma. The Outing is a lame duck mishmash of horror and drama that fails on every level. Never heard of it? Well, neither had I until Scream Factory (Shout Factory) released it on DVD and later Blu.

1. Troll 2 (1990)

01_MST3K_Troll 2 / Fair use doctrine.The one, the only, the infamously bad Troll 2 should be, NO, needs to be featured on an episode. Sure we got a Rifftrax from Mike, Kevin, and Bill to slake our thirst, but truly this is a job for the good folks at the SOL. In fact, I think that with the right jokes, this could easily be the new crew’s Manos (Joel era) or Werewolf (Mike era). I can just imagine the epic skits that could go with it.
Honorable Mentions: The Giant Claw, Black Roses, Scalps, Troll, Ghostkeeper, and Robo Vampire (yes, that movie really exists).
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MOVIE REVIEW: Volumes of Blood: Horror Stories (2016)

MOVIE REVIEW: Volumes of Blood: Horror Stories (2016)

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EDITOR’S NOTE: I had a great deal of difficulty figuring out how to approach this review – especially without giving away spoilers. So I watched it again. And again. And yet again. I liked it better each time, and each viewing brought new details out that made me appreciate all the effort and genuine love of horror that was evident in every scene. -Woofer
Volumes of Blood: Horror Stories, a meta horror comedy made for horror nerds and riffers, is a smart and thoroughly entertaining sequel to the 2015 Volumes of Blood. With films inside the film as well as a house with more stories than a Stephen King short story collection, the anthology works well on its on and hearkens back to such classic house renting/purchasing movies as The House That Dripped Blood and Terror Tract. Plus, it also connects back to the first in ways the viewer will appreciate if he has seen the first film, and, if he hasn’t, it’s good motivation to find the first, watch it, and then watch Volumes of Blood: Horror Stories again. It’s definitely worth it.

“Murder Death Killer”
Writer & Director: Nathan Thomas Milliner

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“Murder Death Killer” is roughly the first 20 minutes of the movie and stars Thomas Dunbar, Warren Ray, and Barbie Clark in excellent performances as thieves come together to raid metals from a closing warehouse. Aric Stanish, who plays the legendary killer Atticus Crow, is a serial killer as effective and efficient as Michael Myers – and he is just as indestructible. The cinematography is on point, and there are several carefully blocked, highly memorable shots. And then there’s some good gore, too.

“Haters”
Director: P.J. Starks
Writers: Nathan Thomas Milliner and P.J. Stark
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“Haters” follows horror nerd trolls Nate (Nathan Thomas Milliner) and Kev (Kevin Roach) as an usher (Gerrimy Keiffer) ejects them from the theater for causing a disturbance during the showing of the remake of Murder Death Killer. Returning to Nate’s place, the two continue their debate of 80s horror versus contemporary horror as Nate poses the question that many horror filmgoers often consider: why don’t they remake bad films? (Indeed, why don’t they? Seriously. And viewers: Don’t be afraid to check out the remake of a bad movie. What the hell you gotta lose?) When the usher shows up at Nate’s door, however, their plans for the evening change.

“Trick or Treat”
Director: Sean Blevins
Writers: P.J. Starks and Sean Blevins

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“Trick or Treat” focuses on a trick-or-treating killer (Chad Ray) roaming the streets on Halloween and dispensing his own version of tricks and treats. A rather short piece, it works to help tie the rest of the film together and flows into “A Killer House” segment, quite easily. Fans of the first Volumes of Blood will be glad to see Chad again. As with every segment, there is some wonderful cinematography employed. Watch for a particularly beautiful shot involving the most Halloween of all candies – candy corn.

“Feeding Time”
Director: John William Holt
Wruters P.J. Starks and Jason Turner

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In “Feeding Time”, Boone (Caleb Shore), an ineffectual insurance salesman, finds the solicitation table turned on him when he encounters a damsel in distress. Pressured to meet his sales quota on this day, the day before Thanksgiving, Boone nevertheless struggles with his desire to help Mallory (Shelby Taylor Mullins) and his utter disbelief regarding her problem. Caleb’s performance as the tempted salesman is one of the best in the movie and subtly but effectively underscored the horror of the situation.

“Blood Bath”
Director: Jon Maynard
Writer: P.J. Sparks

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Before moving to the next room, Ash (Jacob Ewers) takes a bathroom break, revealing the next gruesome tale. “Blood Bath” takes place as a couple is moving into the house on Father’s Day. Their desire for a child is revealed when the wife invites husband to shower with her in order to become her “baby daddy” on Father’s Day. The rest of the story primarily takes place in the bathroom, and the cramped location of the events only heightens the horror. Some people just aren’t meant to be parents.

“Fear, For Sinners Here”
Writer and Director: Nathan Thomas Milliner

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It’s Christmas, and Carol (Jessica Schroeder) is spending a quiet evening drinking wine and wrapping presents until a group of carolers comes calling and changes everything. “Fear, For Sinners Here” is a very interesting piece with the entire first half having no dialogue at all. Jessica Schroeder carries it all with her quiet performance and does so quite admirably. The second half, however, lacks the deft touch of the first and changes the tone as soon as The Woman is introduced. This one will make you want to do all your shopping online.

“The Deathday Party”
Director: Justin M. Seaman
Writer: P.J. Starks

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It’s a milestone birthday for John (Jay Woolston), and neighbors Fred (Eric Huskisson) and Nancy (Anne Welsh) bring over a cake while his wife Almeda (Cindy Maples) is preparing John’s present in the cellar. This birthday John and Almeda learn firsthand that age-old age about the best laid plans going awry. “The Deathday Party” is the perfect story with which to end the tales in the tour – though the film itself doesn’t end just yet.
“A Killer House” loops back to the couple as they finish the tour and then… Well, I can’t tell you that, now can I?
Volumes of Blood: Horror Stories is a horror freak’s horror movie. There are countless nods to all things horror throughout the film, from names (Stu, Ash, Laurie) to props (Jason’s hockey mask) to posters for some great Indies horror, such as Plank Face, The Barn, Freezer Burn, and The Dooms Church Horror. Volumes of Blood: Horror Stories is also a movie that is perfect for group viewing and all the viewing games that go along with that. Check out the tailer below and see if you agree.

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Vortexx Schedule for April 09-16, 2017

Vortexx Schedule for April 09-16, 2017

Welcome to The Vortexx where it’s been ALL HOSTS ALL THE TIME FOR SIX YEARS!
THE VORTEXX! SIX YEARS STRONG!!!!!
Welcome to THE VORTEXX where it’s ALL HOSTS ALL THE TIME! We’ve got a terrific line-up of hosts, shows, and movies coming up this week for your viewing and chatting pleasure, including two movies making their Vortexx debut along with several returning favorites.
But wait! There’s more! This week marks the Vortexx debut of Orson Welles, playing a real-life 18th century magician and hypnotist known as Count Cagliostro. We’ve also got an eclectic assortment of aliens, including voluptuous moo n women and cheesy Neptune men, a moon beast who’s not from the moon, and a movie called Alien Zone that has no aliens in it. Toss in Charlie Chan, Raymond Burr, Bela Lugosi, and the Bee Girls for good measure, and you’ve got the makings for a great week of entertainment.
Our hosts this week are Arachna & Deadly, Deadwood & friends from Screaming Soup, Dave Binkley & Holly Schilthelm, Lord Blood-Rah, Mr. Lobo, Uncle Pete & El Vato, Vincent Grimmly & Phydeaux, Dr. Sigmund Zoid, and Misty Brew. Enjoy our shows and thanks for hanging out.
BEWARE THEATER presents WHITE ZOMBIE (1932)
Sunday (04/09). 9:00 P.M. (ET) BEWARE THEATER with Arachna of the Spider People and her friend Deadly presents another classic from the golden age of black-and-white — WHITE ZOMBIE (1932). It’s the first zombie movie ever — and arguably still one of the best! Fresh from his success in Dracula, Bela Lugosi plays the evil Murder Legendre, who can control people with a little white powder, a hand clench, and a nasty glare. [Artwork by Bradley Beard.] Note: Our show will be followed by an encore presentation of Wednesday’s SCREAMING SOUP review of the 1988 horror-thriller SCARECROWS.
THE WEIRDNESS REALLY BAD MOVIE presents The Vortexx debut of CHARLIE CHAN’S SECRET (1936)
Monday (04/10). 9:00 P.M. (ET) THE WEIRDNESS REALLY BAD MOVIE with Dave Binkley and Holly Schilthelm presents The Vortexx debut of CHARLIE CHAN’S SECRET (1936). Swedish-born Warner Oland stars as everyone’s favorite Chinese detective in this tale of a man presumably drowned in a shipwreck who may not be as dead as everyone thinks he is. You can be sure that Charlie will get to the bottom of it all before the closing credits. In keeping with the theme of tonight’s movie, the movie breaks will be hosted from several “secret” locations.
LORD BLOOD-RAH’S NERVE WRACKIN’ THEATRE presents HOUSE OF THE DEAD (1978)
Tuesday (04/11). 9:00 P.M. (ET) LORD BLOOD-RAH’S NERVE WRACKIN’ THEATRE presents HOUSE OF THE DEAD (1978). Not to be confused with the Uwe Boll abomination of the same name, tonight’s movie, also known as The Alien Zone, is an anthology of four tales told by a mortician about the lives of the recently and deservedly deceased. As always, Lord Blood-Rah will be spicing up the mix with plenty of movie trailers and a Cranial Cavity Search.
CINEMA INSOMNIA WITH MR. LOBO presents INVASION OF THE NEPTUNE MEN (1961)
Wednesday (04/12). 9:00 P.M. (ET) CINEMA INSOMNIA WITH MR. LOBO presents INVASION OF THE NEPTUNE MEN (1961). Sonny Chiba stars as a mysterious superhero called Space Chief, who flies around in a rocket-propelled car. The Neptune Men are a group of slow-moving aliens wearing nose-cone-shaped space helmets that look like suppositories, who are attempting to invade Earth in rocket ships that look like evil crab cakes. Can Space Chief and some annoying Japanese kids running around in short shorts thwart their nefarious plans?
SCREAMING SOUP reviews SATAN’S LITTLE HELPER (2004)
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Note: Our Wednesday show will be followed by a new episode of SCREAMING SOUP. Tonight Deadwood & friends are reviewing the 2004 horror-comedy SATAN’S LITTLE HELPER (2004).
THE DARK VAULT OF PUBLIC DOMAIN presents TRACK OF THE MOON BEAST (1976)
Thursday (04/13). 9:00 P.M. (ET) THE DARK VAULT OF PUBLIC DOMAIN with Uncle Pete and his sidekick El Vato presents TRACK OF THE MOON BEAST (1976). After a beefy young mineralogist (Chase Cordell) gets boinked in the head by a meteor fragment, he is transformed into a hideous lizard-like monster whenever the moon comes out. Badly paced and badly shot, with a badly constructed story and a mostly talentless cast playing cardboard characters, its one saving feature is that soon-to-be-famous Rick Baker designed the beast.
NIGHT CHILLS THEATRE presents MISSILE TO THE MOON (1958)
Friday (04/14). 9:00 P.M. (ET) NIGHT CHILLS THEATRE with Vincent Grimmly and Phydeaux presents MISSILE TO THE MOON (1958). This remake of the 1953 classic Cat-Women of the Moon is even cheesier than the original. It has everything that fans of bad B-movies could possibly ask for. Voluptuous moon women, ridiculous rock men, and a hairy spider puppet — not to mention plywood sets and lunar footage shot at Vasquez Rocks in Los Angeles County (which also doubled for Tibet in Werewolf of London).
ALTERNATIVE REALITIES with Dr. Sigmund Zoid presents INVASION OF THE BEE GIRLS (1973)
Saturday (04/15). 9:00 P.M. (ET) ALTERNATIVE REALITIES returns to The Vortexx with a brand-new episode! Sluggo and Dwight are nowhere to be found, so Zoid decides to have a “guys night in” in this fun episode entitled The Man Show. The movie he is hosting is definitely one that will appeal to all manly men. It’s INVASION OF THE BEE GIRLS (1973) and it’s about a mad scientist (Anitra Ford) who creates an army of deadly beauties that seduce their hapless male victims to death. Beefy William Smith plays the government agent trying to get to the bottom of things, while Playboy playmate Victoria Vetri plays the sexy lab librarian who joins forces with him. We’re not giving anything away by telling you that Victoria gets naked before the movie is over.
MISTY BREW’S CREATURE FEATURE presents The Vortexx premiere of BLACK MAGIC (1949)
Sunday (04/16). 9:00 P.M. (ET) MISTY BREW’S CREATURE FEATURE presents The Vortexx premiere of BLACK MAGIC (1949) aka Cagliostro. Orson Welles makes his Vortexx debut tonight as Cagliostro, a carnival magician and hypnotist in pre-Revolutionary France who uses his powers to gain wealth, fame, and prestige and to carry out a complicated revenge scheme. Based on a novel by Alexandre Dumas, the story is told in flashback by Alexandre to his son Alexandre Jr (Raymond Burr). Note: Our show will be followed by an encore presentation of Wednesday’s SCREAMING SOUP review of the 2004 horror-comedy SATAN’S LITTLE HELPER.
“Every day is a good day that ends in the Vortexx.” You can find us in our new no-lag chat room at horrorhost.net. Remember folks, we’re the Gooble Gobble Channel. We accept everyone. And we will keep the doors open as long as you keep coming around! If you’re a horror host looking for an additional outlet for your show, email Sluggo at sluggo@horrorhost.net.
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RECAP: TWD, S07 Finale: The Ones Who Live

RECAP: TWD, S07 Finale: The Ones Who Live

HOLY MOLY!!!!!!!!! WHAT AN ENDING!!!!!!!
Okay, so, OH MY GOD!!! Sooooo much just happened! I hope y’all were buckled in! I mean, did I say WOW?!?!?!
Let’s start off with Daryl and Dwight. What was it that stopped Daryl from stabbing Dwight right in that eye??? I mean the way he was shaking, and Tara coaching him on to do it! Why didn’t he at least beat him unconscious? So Dwight tells them the Saviors are coming to Alexandria and that he will set up an ambush. Oh yeah? Interesting!
As Dwight is leaving, Daryl tells Rick that when it is all over he will kill Dwight anyway.
We keep seeing Sasha in the dark, sweating, listening to music, and mumbling. Soon we learn what she is mumbling was her last conversation with Abe. Now back to her in Daryl’s cell and Negan compromising with her about how many of her team he will kill. He started with three but since Sasha has him ‘wrapped around her finger’, he agrees to only one. So Sasha agrees to climb into this coffin and head to Alexandria with the Saviors for an all out war. Sasha does take the suicide pill. SHIT we lost our sniper! But I understood her, she had lost so many people she loved.
Maggie has taken over! YES!!!! And she is going to take her crew to Alexandria for the war!! Hey there’s Judith!! Look at her standing on her own.
OMG, LOOOOK AT CAROL. 😮 It’s nice to see her in full Kingdom gear,and heading into war. AHA and here is Morgan (also in gear-Benjamin’s gear). Ezekiel has him one hell of a speech, and Morgan joins the crowd and heads to Alexandria.
The Scavengers show up at Alexandria, in dump truck and on bicycles. LOL. Now Jadis knocks me off the couch when she tells Michonne that she will sleep with Rick after the battle is over. GIRL, LMAO!
Look who is leading in the Saviors – our one and only Eugene!! On a damn megaphone.
Eugene says he’s trying one last time, before it is too late, for Rick and the crew to surrender. Rick nods to Tara for her to blow them (Eugene included) to smithereens. AHOH, problem there is the Scavengers double-crossed our team (unhooked the dynamite), and when the dynamite does not go off, the Scavengers turn their guns at our team while the Saviors come in.
When Negan pops open Sasha’s coffin, of course she is a Walker, and goes for Negan. OH she was so close!!! Shit! She got him knocked off that trailer, though. That was pretty nice!
Carl takes the first shot!!! LOVE that kid!!! War begins! The whole time Jadis has her gun still pointed at Rick and standing statue still. They get in an argument, Jadis shoots Rick in the side and kicks him over the scaffolding. AGAIN she is pushing him down!! WTF is up with her pushing Rick down heights like these??
Now Michonne is in a fight with a dumbass on the roof of one of the houses. This blonde Scavenger has the audacity to bash Michonne’s face into the floor of the balcony they are on and Michonne is looking pretty beat! They manage to get around so that Michonne is halfway over the railing, eye swollen shut, blood everywhere! Back to Jadis, taking Rick to Negan. Carl in on his knees again and many Saviors are standing there with Negan waiting for Rick to join them and the show begin. While Rick and Carl are knelt down, Negan tells Rick that he is going to kill Carl (even though he likes Carl) and off in the distance they hear a woman scream and see someone fall from the roof of a house. Negan finds this pleasurable, and enjoys teasing him about losing his woman. Rick tells Negan again that he will kill him. OMG, the nose to nose stare down. OMG, Rick once again, having balls as big as Negan’s!!! That made my night!!!! I thought you could not get any better than. Then Negan prepares to take our Carl with Lucille. Negan pulls back to whack Carl and TADA SHHHIIIIIVVVVVAAAAAA !!!! Shiva suddenly appears and leaps and latches onto her first victim. I was screaming and clapping and jumped off the couch!! My dogs came in to check on me and make sure everything was alright. Couldn’t be better!!!
Look who Shiva brought with her. 🙂 Carol is home!!! And so is Kung-Fu Morgan!! And look Ezekiel is also kicking ass! LOVE!!!! So much goodness happening at once! IT was so awesome!!!!
Maggie’s speech was so touching! And look she has her father’s watch. It’s so sweet!!
Rick and Carl walk to the house Michonne was on. There is a lady on the ground but it’s not Michonne. They find her in the house, pretty beat up. BUT SHE IS ALIVE!!!!! This episode gave me so many anxiety attacks!!!
As the finale ends, we see Daryl finds a wooden soldier at the gate. On the back of it reads ‘Didn’t Know’. WHO DIDN’T KNOW??? THEY DIDN’T KNOW WHAT???? Yeah, THANX, for yet another cliffhanger.
This has got to be the more exciting finale ever! It was so thrilling! I did not see the Scavengers double crossing the gang. I don’t know why the hell Dwight even bothered to go to Alexandria anyway. It’s not like he learned some big secret while he was there. And I also did not think the Saviors would retreat like that. Then again there was a damn tiger!!!! And a Carol!
So I will see ya (sort of) in October, folks.
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RECAP TWD: S07E15, Something They Need

RECAP TWD: S07E15, Something They Need

WELP, Tara’s secret lasted like a week. LOL. Seriously, how long was she back in Alexandria? I have another question…with that many in the boat on their way to Oceanside, who is left guarding Alexandria? Who is watching Judith?
Speaking of watching, thank God Gregory was around to protect Maggie while she dug up the blueberry bush!! Right? ROFL!! Did anyone ever believe that Gregory could hold his own? That he ever killed a Walker? HA. Gregory went from having a complete Shane to complete Eugene! Hell at least Eugene has killed Walkers. He even managed to kill some in a completely bad-ass manner! Remember the firetruck hose? Gregory doesn’t seemed to have taken the point of some of his residents pointing out they never believed he could handle a Walker. So he’s going on a little trip huh? #ByeGregory
Okay, back to the Oceanside SeaWalkers!! Walkers covered in seaweed and barnacles, looking like they just step off the set of the new Pirates of the Caribbean!
HOLD UP! Check out Daryl speaking again! Well barking commands. And check out Enid with a gun. 😮
I’m now shipping LaTonya with Gregory!!! Where the hell is Heath? Why hasn’t Tara explained the key card she picked up at where it appears Heath got in a vehicle – or was taken?
Sasha being held captive now. Who did not see this coming? This David guy sneaks into her cell and attempts to rape Sasha. Negan sneaks up and shut that shit down! Negan kills him because ‘that shit ain’t cool’ Negan talks to Sasha about recruiting her, I mean come on, he just saved you from being raped right. Sasha calls Rick Negan’s bitch DAYUM! (I saw that as her,protecting him, removing herself from that equation.)
Negan leaves the knife that he killed RapeyDavey with and mentions the choices she has: She can kill herself or she can kill the Walker. Sasha takes out David, in pitch darkness, because that’s what badasses do! Sasha tells Negan she will join. (Again, I do not believe she has given up, and is plotting.) She asks Eugene to bring her a weapon so she can end herself. I believe she was hoping he would bring her something that he would have to open the door to hand her, and she would escape. Instead, he brings her the suicide pill. Is that even a real suicide pill? Remember when he made it, I said it probably just give you gas or something. But dammit it all to hell, Eugene!
Back at Alexandria the crew sees Rosita has made it back. And she brought a visitor. I KNEW IT WASN’T DARYL!!!
Daryl was ready to kick Dwight’s ass.
I have known for a long ass time, probably the whole time, that Dwight would break away from Negan or plot against him to bring him down. I could tell in his body language and his story! Which makes it all the more interesting of a twist!! Can wait to see what he does first on this adventure.
Next week is the Season Finale folks! So, so sad!!
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RECAP TWD: S07E14: The Other Side

RECAP TWD: S07E14: The Other Side

Hey, did anyone miss Gregory? LOL And still another episode where he was not taken out! I’m starting to hope that it is Simon that does it! Also I’d like to note that it appears to me that Simon is just toying with him over this whole taste in booze. And I do hope this is some kind of trap: Simon giving Gregory a pass to the brothel?
I think what stood out to me the most in the episode was Jesus coming out. I was very interested that he chose to tell Maggie. He is working on a strong bond with her. I was wondering, though, if something is coming up where that information being told will be useful.
Sasha grabbed my feels more then once this episode. She was preparing to never see these guys again, as this mission would certainly seal her fate. The crew has became her family and she wanted to take in as much of them as possible before leaving out on the mission to kill Negan.
The Saviors come roaring up to The Hilltop. We have a lot of people hiding there. The Saviors have not come to look for Daryl, who does go hide but stays poised and ready to stab someone. The Saviours came to take their doctor, the brother of the one Negan just throw into the fire pit. And in return Simon gives Gregory a giant case of aspirin. Really?
Before Daryl and Maggie leave the storm cellar, Daryl breaks down and starts crying and apologizes to Maggie for getting Glenn killed. Maggie tells him it is not his fault and that she does not – did not – blame him. A huge weight is lifted from Daryl.
Sasha and Rosita get out of The Hilltop safely through a tunnel Sasha made.
On their journey, Rosita still has that chip on her shoulder. At one point while they are checking out a car to hotwire, the necklace Sasha now wears in dangling down, Rosita sees it and tells Sasha she made it for Abe. Finally, when they are set up in a building across from The Sanctuary, Rosita lets down her wall, and talks to Sasha about men (learning different lessons and from different men), and about loving Abe. Negan finally comes out of the compound but Eugene’s big mullet keeps getting in the way, she cannot take the shot. When Negan goes back in, Eugene is heard over the walkie talkie that the girls have that Negan will be occupied for a while. Well, thanks for the heads up there, pal! Change of plans, they ARE going inside! But first let’s save Eugene and get him out of here…maybe not! Now I am wondering about that! Is he, indeed, comfortable in his new role or is he intelling and working on his own plan, or is he still just doing what cowards do best? And then our girl Sasha prevents Rosita from coming with her. Interesting call!
Josh McDermitt as Dr. Eugene Porter – The Walking Dead / Photo Credit: Gene Page/AMC
Did you guys spy Eugene’s pal hanging out of his pocket? 🙂 I pondered something else right there at the end of the episode. It shows the silhouette of a man with a bow, everyone is shouting Daryl came to help the girls, but what if that is Dwight?? AND that leds me to wonder if he will turn her in or conspire with her???? And while we are on the topic of “I SPY”, did anyone else notice that Daryl has washed his greasy hair and has on a fresh outfit, WITH SLEEVES. 😮 😮 😮
Norman Reedus as Daryl Dixon – The Walking Dead / Photo Credit: Gene Page/AMC
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MUSIC REVIEW: Ratbatspider – Night Of The Sharksquatch (2014)

MUSIC REVIEW: Ratbatspider – Night Of The Sharksquatch (2014)

  • 1. …And I’m All Out Of Bubblegum
  • 2. Inward Skeleton
  • 3. Last One Out Close The Coffin Lid
  • 4. Dead Girls Don’t Say No
  • 5. Night of the Sharksquatch
Sometime in the latter half of 2015, I was first introduced to the Martian rock monsters Ratbatspider. Hailing from the angry red planet but currently residing in Milwaukee, Wisconsin, this horror punk outfit blends the obvious standard scene influences of The Misfits, Glenn Danzig, etc., with a heavier, more metal-influenced style that’s rare to see with bands who identify as Horror Punk. The four piece machine features vocalist Ryan Remains, bassist Chris Rat, guitarist Jack Bat, and drummer Doug Spider. The first impression this band made on me was in form of their 2014 release, Night of the Sharksquatch. The album cover shows a hulking Sasquatch with a shark’s head superimposed on it. Between the cover art, album title, and band name, I had no idea what to expect from the group and went in with zero expectations.
From the start of the album, it was obvious this was a group willing to pave their own way in a genre over-saturated with copy artists trying to emulate groups that came before them. The first track “…And I’m All Out Of Bubblegum” opens with the Rodney Piper quip from They Live where he threatens the alien invaders and then tears right into the music. Front man, Ryan Remains’ aggressive vocal track soars to drummer Doug Spider’s blasting beat as he shouts about the rich getting richer and the poor getting poorer. The track ends with a shotgun blast before the album’s second song, “Inward Skeleton”, begins. The group slows down slightly for this track and falls into a tighter groove while Remains demonstrates his capable vocal abilities as he jumps back and forth between a croon and shouting.
The third track is the disc’s longest play, coming in at 3:13. “Last One Out Close The Coffin Lid” has the characters playing a game of Russian roulette. Chris Rat’s bass line prominently carries this track as Remains barks the lyrics like, “one is six chance I’ll wind up dead, paint the room with insides of my head”. Overall, this was my favorite listen on the album. The fourth track “Dead Girls Don’t Say No” starts with Jack Bat playing a thrash-style introduction before Doug Spider starts in with another breakneck pace drum beat. This track showcases the groups plethora of influences as collectively they sound like something straight out the late 80s thrash metal scene. The band works at double time as Remains’ vocals change shape again into a more powerful howl.
The album closes with the title track, “Night of the Sharksquatch” a powerful and heavy closer centered around a Kaiju-style beast created when toxic waste fuses the infamous Sasquatch and a shark together. The light-hearted song premise shows a band that can have fun and still write incredible, gripping, and powerful music. Ratbatspider has proven time and again on each of their more current releases that they are a band with confidence in the direction they are going and the raw talent to get them there.
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RECAP TWD: S07E12, Say Yes

RECAP TWD: S07E12, Say Yes

The couple that slays together stays together!! LOL A member of the Walking Dead group I run (J.R. Hamby) said that in chat during the episode! Our chats are always a riot! You fans should join the group anyway, because we are having a big giveaway in there right now! Check it out over at The Walking Dead Heads Unite.
Well, Rick and Michonne had a Honeymoon! Rick rose up several times! They were mixing Bisquick like they were Maggie and Glenn, and I KNEW when they fell through the roof, they would end up giggling and rolling around on the floor some more. Funny thing, though, that they dropped onto a mattress!Why didn’t they think to throw that in the truck, too. I bet they will go back for it. But, HOLY MOLEY, they found the motherload of all food supplies. Chili Mac and Cheese TOGATHER!
Why were there so many soldiers at this carnival? Or was that a carnival sat up at a National Guard Post? Interesting, but however it were to be, they were so lucky to find this spot! This will feed the crew for a long time, and they were able to gather many weapons.
It was hilarious how Rick assigned eight Walkers to Michonne, while he takes out 1. LOL Well, he didn’t see that Walker through the windshield… because he was camouflaged. OH, I’m so funny. LOL
The scenes of them getting behind the gates and killing Walkers were excellent. There have been lots of puns for that. Whack-A-Walker is my favorite. 🙂 As killer as that was, however, the Automatic Walker was fantastic! The Walker that walked right into the spikes and got stuck there, his gun, hanging on his side gets a spike through the trigger guard or something, and every move the Walker makes, the gun fires away. LOL Bullets every direction!
The deer makes it to the carnival. Who knew they liked ferris wheels? Rick climbs the ferris wheel, at first he was going to take out the deer, but Walkers were getting too close to the deer. If Rick shot the deer, the Walkers would get to it before he could. Then Rick falls AGAIN, only this time there’s no mattress to soften his fall, just that hard ground. Plus, he lost his grip on his pistol, and it landed a good bit away. So, by the time Rick crawls to it, Walkers are too close for comfort. Michonne saw the fall and ran over to help him. When Michonne gets there, however, what she sees is a gang of Walkers eating something. Michonne did not know the deer came in the carnival, but she could hear Rick shooting and the clicks of his gun as it dry fires.
Michonne stands there stunned, dropping her katana as her face registers shock and tears well up in her eyes. Then here comes Rick climbing out from underneath a downed ride.
Music-icon-editReunited, and it feels so good!Music-icon-edit
The thought of losing Rick really tore up Michonne.
Rick sees that, pulls over the van (did you catch the phoenix on the side of it? #RiseUp), and tells her that she COULD go on without him if he died and that she would make a great leader. And he goes on to say that all of them need to get to the point that they would be fine if their loved ones die; they are all disposable and must do whatever it takes to create future for their children.
Many scenes were like deja vu:
Walker-small-iconWalkers surrounding car, like Merle’s and like Aaron and Daryl
Walker-small-iconFalling through the roof, like at the grocery store (Rick and Michonne falling head over heels for each other)
Walker-small-iconThe deer !!! CARL get back in the house!!
Aww, we finally get to see Judith again. Look at that hair! And she’s still a quite baby. Tara asking Judith for advice was cute though. I imagine Judith is going to blow all of our hair back!
Well, that big ass chip on Rosita’s shoulder is way out of proportion. She is a walking time bomb. And she is snapping at everyone. Most just blow her off, some tell her what time it really is, not that she pays them any mind! But Father Gabriel really know how to put someone in their place, in Rosita’s case, make them roll their eyes. So Rosita heads off to the Hilltop. She finds Sasha at Abe’s grave. Sasha, thinking Rosita came to spend some time at Abe’s grave (me and most everyone did too), apologizes and goes to leave. Rosita is there to see her though. And she brought Sasha a big ole gift (:)) and a proposition. Sasha agrees! Well this should be interesting.
Hey, we get to see The Scavengers again. 🙂 Jadas is not happy. ‘Not enough’. OH these people’s form of speech. They are driving me nuts. And here we are with Jadas and Rick staring each other down again. These two love each other… in a pycho kinda way. But 60…well 40 guns in not enough. Rick and the crew must find more. I could have saved Rick the trip. I knew that wouldn’t be enough. Jadas did say ‘a lot’.
And at the end of the episode, Tara tells Rick she has something to tell him. It better be that Judith took her first step.
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ARTIST OF THE MONTH – MAR 2017: Don England

ARTIST OF THE MONTH – MAR 2017: Don England

I found out our next AotM by a previous AotM Cory Newman (you remember the badass tattooist) He actually pointed the finger to a few horror artists, many will be AotM in months to come. Don England does most of his sketches only with pencil and ink alone, and they turn out incredible! He has a truly amazing skill and horror is perfect for black and white sketches.
Here is our Q&A:
House of Tortured Souls: How old were you when you started to draw?
Don England: I’ve been drawing as long as I can remember. My mother was an artist and taught me many techniques in drawing when I was a little kid. Spider-Man was my favorite thing to draw when I was younger.
HoTS: Did you take art courses?
DE: I took basic art classes in school and then in my late 20s I took a few classes at a local art store to learn watercolor and a few other things. But that’s about it.
HoTS: When and why did you fall in love with horror art?
DE: Well, I’ve loved horror films since I was a little kid. Back in grade school I would watch Sir Graves on the local station. He would play a variety of horror films ranging from the Universal monsters to the Hammer films. Eventually we got cable and then a VCR and they opened me up to an entirely new world of horror I had never seen. So for whatever reason horror became a passion for me either watching or talking about it. So it just became natural for me to start drawing what I would see on the screen.
HoTS: Who is your favorite immortal creep?
DE: Werewolves were always my favorite. Curse of the Werewolf was the first werewolf movie I had seen but An American Werewolf in London is the movie that blew my mind. l watched it when I was in 6th grade and I’ve never been the same since! I like the idea of the inner beast coming out.
HoTS: Tell us about your featured pieces.
DE: Nosferatu, a piece that took me awhile to finish because I didn’t think it was looking correct. By the time I finished it I personally think it’s one of the best I’ve done.
Artist of the Month, Mar 2017, Don England, Nosferatu
Artist of the Month, Mar 2017, Don England, Horror Collage
DE: Horror Montage, was a piece I worked on for a long time, a lot of erasing and rearranging. It’s the piece that got me noticed.
DE: The Night Pieces cover is one of my personal favorites. Gary Reed, who was putting out the book, gave me a brief idea of what he wanted and this is what came of it. It’s different for my usual stuff and I think that’s why I like it.
Artist of the Month, Mar 2017, Don England, Night Pieces
Artist of the Month, Mar 2017, Don England, Pan's Labyrinth
DE: The Pale Man from Pan’s Labyrinth is such a great looking character. I was really pleased with the way it come out.
DE: An American Werewolf In London, I had this piece planned for a long time.. I wanted to do something more that just a couple images from the movie. Once I finally got moving on it I was very happy with the final results.
Artist of the Month, Mar 2017, Don England, An American Werewolf in London
HoTS: Do you do comic cons or art shows anywhere?
DE: I’ve been setting up all comic and horror cons for nearly 25 years. When I started, it was to promote Lethal Lita, the comic I was working on at the time. After a few years of local comic cons I started setting up at horror cons and now I’m at 12-15 conventions a year, mostly in the mid-west. Cinema Wasteland, Monsterpalooza, Horror Hound, and Motor City Comic Con are a few of my regular shows.
HoTS: Where can we find and purchase your work?
DE: You can see me at the conventions but you can also go to donaldengland.com for prints, original art and shirts. I also post on Facebook and Instagram almost daily with sketches and finished pieces that are for sale. If interested in commissions you can message me with your request.
HoTS: Do you have a fanpage or twitter etc where we can keep up with your work?
DE: I’m on Facebook, Instagram and Twitter. I post the most on Facebook where I have a personal page and a fan page. Both pages are open to anyone wanting to see my work.
HoTS: What was your first piece?
DE: Hmmm, I’m going to guess Batman or Spider-Man.
HoTS: What is your favorite pastime outside of drawing?
DE: Hanging out with the wife and kids!
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TWD RECAP: S07E11, Hostiles and Calamities

TWD RECAP: S07E11, Hostiles and Calamities

GET THAT MAN SOME PICKLES!!!
We start off with Dwight panicking that Daryl is longer there. That means punishment. Dwight gets the beat down and thrown into Daryl’s old room.
Eugene has arrived at The Sanctuary! I wonder if he was paying attention to turns, railroad tracks, brooks, streams, and birds chirping, so that when he escapes (HA) he can backtrack and find his way home. LOL
While Eugene eases into his room, still clinches ass cheeks, Laura asks him what he would like to ear. Well lobster of course! And pickles?!? So Laura leaves, Eugene roams around his new room checking everything out. Clicks play on the boombox. OMG “Easy Street” and here we have a head bopping Eugene AW shit! Moving forward, Laura is showing Eugene around the Commissary and explaining how their booking works. Tada!! Big ole jar of pickles!!! Laura leads Eugene outdoors to where Negan is pondering a problem. Well Eugene’s spew of lies worked so well for him before, let’s try again! This time he is a docto.r. 🙂 Negan is not impressed with Eugene’s big words, he needed to find out how smart and useful Eugene was. So he had a little Walker quiz. Eugene came up with a genius idea to keep the walker in place while also keeping the Walker’s head safe from stabs to the head. BRAVO EUGENE! You’re getting a visit from some of Negan’s wives! Wives? Yep 🙂
What do you do when you have wine and three lovely women all to yourself? Play video games OF COURSE!! While Eugene is smooth talking the ladies, it is brutally clear one is not a Happy Camper or perhaps really loves that wine! She’s not impressed huh?! Let me blow up some surgical gloves! Still not impressed? Here’s some giant columns of foam spewing out of lab test tubes and big bang when i set these glove balloon on fire!
The girls are now convinced Eugene knows a thing or two. So Brunette and Redhead come back to Eugene’s room the next day with this sob story. Blondie is unhappy, and wants to die. Will Eugene make a pill to help her end her life? “Pump your brakes, Red.”’ HA Eugene found some street. So he calls them out, and says they want pills to kill Negan. I personally do not think that is what they were planning. I think they did/do want to take out Blondie but for other reasons. The girls end up huffing and leaving his room, calling him a coward. That’s nothing new, and Eugene agrees with them.
Next day however he is in the Commissary asking for cold pills. The lady in charge of the section, bit his head off and sent him to get in line. Eugene turns, makes a few steps to in fact get in line, then turns back around, steps back to the lady, and snaps her head off. Takes a ton of supplies, and a new friend that he names ‘Grimly Gunk’ YOU GO GIRL! He was pretty damn convincing too, this will be interesting indeed! Back in his room we see him putting together some new pills. They are probably fart pills. That would be fantastic.
Negan visits Dwight and, while door is closed, tells him Sherry is also missing. Dwight’s head is spinning, wondering what it means. Negan opens the door, asks Dwight who he is, Dwight says Negan. Negan is pleased. So he sends Dwight off to fetch his wife! Dwight goes back to their old house. Sherry WAS there but left. She left Dwight a letter with her Wedding and Engagement Rings. While Dwight fumes over the letter, he compares the handwriting to the note that was shoved under the prison door while Daryl was in there. It was in fact Sherry that set Daryl free. Now Dwight is flaming mad! When he gets back to The Sanctuary he sees the Doc again. Dwight tells him he killed Sherry. The doctor goes on to tell him how some are have too much heart, and some are heartless. Hummm.
Oh boy, time for more fireworks. Laura drags Eugene down to the furnace room where there is a crowd. All get down on one knee until Negan gestures them to rise. We see Dwight holding the famous iron in the fire. But we have no clue who is in trouble…until Negan grabs the doctor and brings him forward. Negan shows him this note he found in the doctor’s desk which looks suspiciously like the bottom of the letter Sherry left for Dwight! As Negan is about to burn the side of the doctor’s face, the doctor ‘fesses up and apologizes. Negan drops the iron, ‘That’s all you had to say, man’ but as he is turning he catches sight of Eugene up a flight. Oh yeah, I have a new doctor! So nevermind. Negan pushes the doctor into the furnace! Dwight plotted on the doctor, and told everyone he killed Sherry to save her life. We don’t know where she went, but there is hope she can get away.
So after the show, Eugene is outdoors running the smelting operation. Negan comes and before he can get the whole question (Who are you?) out of his mouth, Eugene is piping in, “I am Negan, I’ve always been Negan, I was Negan before I knew I was Negan”. Well damn!! He’s such a card! Negan trots off happy. So now we have Dwight and Eugene leaning against the railing. ‘Oh great! Now I have to apologize for biting this asshole in the junk!” So Eugene tell Dwight he’s sorry and works on buddy’ing up with him. He leaves us with, ‘I’m Eugene, you’re Dwight, we are Negan’ LUVIT!
~~Life is sweet…
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WiHM: Leeana Hergenreder

WiHM: Leeana Hergenreder

To know her is to love her. and that is one of the many reasons why I have selected Leeana Hergenreder to be known as one of the women in horror as we celebrate Women in Horror Month.
In 2013, I had the pleasure of meeting Leeana while working at a local pizza shop, and right away we hit it off. We had many discussions about all different kinds of art and what makes us happy, including tattoos, piercings, music, movies, and setting goals to achieve. After about 3 months, I mentioned I was going to be making a movie in the summer and her response was, “Awesome, I’m gonna be in it”, and that was a day that I’ll never forget. Leeana’s energy and excitement showed me that she was not only serious, but she was extremely dedicated to doing something special. And that was just the beginning.
Since our first film, Apartment 1109, we have worked on quite a few productions together including, All Hallows’ Eve – The 11th Hour (which is still in post production hell) a Misfits music video, and, last but not least, my latest film, (S)aint Nick, which has been picked up by Body Bag Films and Troma. You can check out the film on Tromanow.com or wait until they release the DVD sometime this year.
Leeana Hergenreder 03Upon working with Leeana, we have become quite close and she is without a doubt my favorite person to work with. It’s a great feeling to know that you can count on someone who is willing to go above and beyond to make not only her acting skills shine but also to make your film more enjoyable to watch. Those reasons alone are exactly why I’ll never make a film without her being involved. We have so much fun creating, learning, and trying new things on set.
When Leeana isn’t acting, she spends time being an amazing wife, to her husband Harry, a lovely mother to her fur babies, and inspiring people to exercise, stay healthy and live a long happy life.
My favorite thing about Leeana is not only is she so driven and dedicated to achieving the goals she sets in place, but it’s the size of her heart. She wears that fucker on her sleeve and has done so much for so many people and still continues to do so. She is beautiful, intelligent and all around a very hard working person, and she deserves every ounce of recognition she can get.
Leeana Hergenreder 02Leeana just wrapped production on her latest film, The Chop, and it is currently in post production and should be released sometime this year.
To Leeana, I am so proud of you for all your hard work and dedication, you are one of my favorites and I couldn’t be happier for you. You deserve all the recognition you get and hopefully within time, everyone will see how amazing, hardworking and truly dedicated you are. Keep on fighting, girl.
You will forever be my Johnny Depp, and I will forever be your Tim Burton.
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WiHM: Jamie Lee Curtis

WiHM: Jamie Lee Curtis

Jamie Lee Curtis was my first (and still my top go to) Scream Queen. She was 19 when she played the role of Laurie Strode in Halloween.
And boy did she play the hell out of the role!! The horrified faces she made, the shaky hand with the butcher knife, and that scream! She would later play that role three more times in Halloween II, Halloween H2O, and Halloween: Resurrection and had a voice role in Halloween III.
Jamie held on to the audience after Halloween with her banging body, which she took full advantage of in Trading Places, A Fish Called Wanda, and the infamous hotel scene from True Lies.
I mean isn’t the perfect damsel in distress look?
Her ability to play any type of role amazed watchers and added even more to her fans list!!Jamie is one of the incredibly talented actresses that can go from horror to family movie (Freaky Friday), back to horror, and onto your ‘typical housewife’ in a dramatic adventure.
The show Scream Queens was conceived based on her, and she, of course, has a role in it to freak the audience once more. 🙂
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WiHM: Kathy Bates

WiHM: Kathy Bates

Kathy Bates is the one and only Grand Dame of Horror.
Oh, if only Annie Wilkes (Misery) heard the cockadoodie filth coming out of Sunny Soke’s (Bad Santa 2) mouth, what a scene that would be. Kathy’s performance in Misery is talked about to this day! How did a normal looking, I dare say Plain Jane type, woman pull that off? I mean her performance was absolutely stunning! Then, she goes from dark horror to Fried Green Tomatoes and then back to another Stephen King adaption Dolores Claiborne. Holy Hell, woman!
Kathy has gone on to play roles in every genre andbalways stuns the crowd with her performance – usually as an evil bitch. 🙂 Have you seen her as the Queen of Hearts in Syfy’s Alice?
Alice — Pictured: Kathy Bates as The Queen of Hearts — Syfy Photo: James Dittiger
It is for that fact that I was floored a few months ago at the announcement that she had received a star on the Hollywood Walk of Fame. WTF do you mean? Just now? Shouldn’t she have received that back in the early 90s?! Who is in charge of handing out these stars?
Now we can all enjoy hating her on American Horror Story, which she has been in many seasons. Of course, her performances are always spot on. She is equally amazing and comfortable in horror and/or dramatic roles. Each season of AHS she plays a completely different type of role than the last, and she nails it every time.
Kathy has turned evil stare downs into an art form. Her look alone could give a yeti sunburn, and, as I said before, looks like a completely normal person. This is why her performances so memorable.
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VORTEXX SCHEDULE FOR FEBRUARY 12 – 19, 2017

VORTEXX SCHEDULE FOR FEBRUARY 12 – 19, 2017

Welcome to The Vortexx where it’s been ALL HOSTS ALL THE TIME FOR SIX YEARS!
THE VORTEXX! SIX YEARS STRONG!!!!!
Welcome to THE VORTEXX where it’s ALL HOSTS ALL THE TIME! We’ve got a terrific line-up of hosts, shows, and movies this week, including one great new host making his Vortexx debut, one great movie making its debut, and a SLUGGO BIRTHDAY BASH to begin the week. Be sure to stick around Saturday night after our featured movie for VORTEXX FLASHBACK RADIO — a tribute to the old-time radio shows of yesteryear. Our hosts this week are Sluggo & Sluggles, Deadwood & Co., Slash (making his debut on Monday), Arachna & Deadly, Edgar von Ghoul, Cnl. Graves & Smiley Bones, Karlos Borloff & the crazies at Monster Madhouse, Dr. Lady & the Usual Suspects, and Misty Brew. Enjoy our shows and thanks for hanging out!
SLUGGO’S STRANGE TAILS presents WILD GUITAR (1962) for SLUGGO BIRTHDAY BASH!
Sunday (2/12). 9:00 P.M. (ET) Join us tonight for our SLUGGO BIRTHDAY BASH! On February 12 each year our nation celebrates the birthday of two great presidents — Abraham Lincoln, president of the United States, and Sluggo Gonzales, freely elected president of the Vortexx. It should come as no surprise that the movie our Dear Leader has decided to host on her birthday stars her favorite actor, singer, and musician — Arch Hall, Jr. Be sure to come by tonight as SLUGGO’S STRANGE TAILS with co-host Sluggles and special guest Wolfie presents Sluggo’s all-time favorite Arch Hall, Jr. movie — and, believe us, folks, she loves them all! — WILD GUITAR (1962). In tonight’s movie, released just eight months after Eegah, Arch plays Bud Eagle, a young musician who comes under the influence of unscrupulous record producer Mike McCauley (Arch Hall, Sr.). Co-star Cash Flagg (who also directed under his birth name Ray Dennis Steckler) hams it up as McCauley’s henchman Steak in what has to be the “meatiest” role of his career. Our show will be followed by an encore presentation of SCREAMING SOUP: HELLBOUND.
SLASH’S GRAVEYARD TALES presents Ed Wood’s PLAN 9 FROM OUTER SPACE (1959)
Monday (2/13). 9:00 P.M. (ET) Join us tonight as we welcome Indiana’s newest horror host to The Vortexx with SLASH’S GRAVEYARD TALES. An artist, sculptor, pro wrestler, and haunter at the Harrodsburg Haunted House in his previous life, Slash is a Wolf Man who loves the old-time classic horror and sci-fi movies. And now that he’s been bitten by the horror host bug, he’s put together a show that he describes as “a cross between Pee-wee’s Playhouse and Tales from the Crypt.” Tonight Slash and his sidekicks Poe, Hoots, and Bones will be hosting Ed Wood’s PLAN 9 FROM OUTER SPACE (1959). This is a movie that needs no introduction, but we’re going to give you one anyway. A couple of pompous aliens in silk pajamas (Dudley Manlove and Joanna Lee) and their leader The Ruler (Bunny Breckinridge) plan to resurrect Bela Lugosi, Vampira, and Tor Johnson as slow-moving zombies. Why? Because all you of Earth are Idiots!
BEWARE THEATER presents THE BRAIN THAT WOULDN’T DIE (1962)
Tuesday (2/14). 9:00 P.M. (ET) Happy Valentine’s Day to all our friends in The Vortexx! Tonight we’ve picked a movie that we feel is suitable for the occasion. It’s a lovely love story about a mad scientist who loves his girlfriend so much that he’s willing to stalk and murder to get a new body for her.” Join us tonight as BEWARE THEATER with Arachna of the Spider People and her friend Deadly presents THE BRAIN THAT WOULDN’T DIE (1962). Affectionately known to its many fans as “The Brain That Wouldn’t Shuddup” and “Jan in the Pan,” this film has everything that a B-movie fan could possibly ask for — mutants, mad doctors, talking heads, cat fighting strippers, and some of the sleaziest, most infectious music you’ve ever heard.
MIDNIGHT CHILLERS presents THE EMBALMER (1965)
Wednesday (2/15). 9:00 P.M. (ET) MIDNIGHT CHILLERS with Edgar von Ghoul presents THE EMBALMER (1965) aka The Monster of Venice. A psycho in a monk’s robe and skull mask dons a scuba suit and stalks the canals of Venice looking for victims (all beautiful women, of course) to kill and then bring to his secret underwater lair for the titular embalming. Unfortunately, the budget did not allow for any underwater photography, which might have improved the killing scenes. But the secret lair, revealed at the end of the movie, is something to be seen.
SCREAMING SOUP reviews Fred Olen Ray’s EVIL TOONS (1992)
Wednesday (2/15). 11:15 P.M. (ET) Don’t go away folks! Stick around after Midnight Chillers for another episode of SCREAMING SOUP! Now entering its fourth season, this animated horror host show specializes in raunchy movie reviews. In tonight’s episode our host Deadwest reviews Fred Olen Ray’s EVIL TOONS (1992) while being ambushed by Buzzkill, a competing horror host. A knock-off of Sam Raimi’s The Evil Dead, tonight’s movie stars David Carradine, Dick Miller, Arte Johnson, and scream queen Michelle Bauer. Please note: This episode contains nudity and gross-out raunchiness and is, therefore, recommended for immature adults only.
PUBLIC DOMAIN DRIVE-IN presents Roger Corman’s QUEEN OF BLOOD (1966)
Thursday (2/16). 9:00 P.M. (ET) PUBLIC DOMAIN DRIVE-IN with Cnl. Graves and Smiley Bones presents Roger Corman’s QUEEN OF BLOOD (1966). Here we go again! Corman got his hands on some more Russian footage, hired someone to write a screenplay around it, brought in Basil Rathbone and a few other English-speaking actors, and finished the whole thing in little over a week at a cost of $65,000. But the really strange thing is . . . this is actually a very good movie! Florence Marley gives a deliciously creepy performance as a green-skinned, glowing-eyed alien woman who is rescued on Mars to be brought back to Earth and proceeds to drain the blood from assorted crew members on the way home. Keep an eye out for a delightful cameo appearance by Forrest J Ackerman at the end.
MONSTER MADHOUSE presents HORROR EXPRESS (1972)
Friday (2/17). 9:00 P.M. (ET) MONSTER MADHOUSE with Karlos Borloff, Slo Frank, and a cast of thousands presents HORROR EXPRESS (1972) starring Peter Cushing, Christopher Lee, and Telly (Kojak) Savalas. Our three stars find themselves traveling on the Trans-Siberian Express, accompanied by the frozen remains of a primitive humanoid creature who, needless to say, doesn’t stay frozen for long. As always, there will be plenty of insane hijinks by Borloff and the Madhouse crazies both during and in between segments of the movie. Truth be told, we lost count of the number of times Frank gets punched, poked, and slapped silly in tonight’s episode!
THE LATE DR LADY SHOW presents Jess Franco’s OASIS OF THE ZOMBIES (1981)
Saturday (2/18). 9:00 P.M. (ET) THE LATE DR LADY SHOW with Dr. Lady, the Usual Suspects, and special guest Sluggo presents our all-time favorite Dr. Lady episode — Jess Franco’s OASIS OF THE ZOMBIES(1981) aka Skull on a Stick. The movie is about an expedition searching for gold hidden by Field Marshall Rommel that comes up against an army of Nazi Zombies. But what really makes tonight’s show completely off-the-wall are its hilarious skits, several of which feature our own Pink Lady.
MISTY BREW’S CREATURE FEATURE presents The Vortexx premiere of THE HAUNTING OF JULIA (1977).
Sunday (2/189). 9:00 P.M. (ET) MISTY BREW’S CREATURE FEATURE presents The Vortexx premiere of THE HAUNTING OF JULIA (1977) aka Full Circle. Mia Farrow (sporting her Rosemary’s Baby haircut) stars in this British-made thriller as a wealthy American woman named . . . you guessed it, Julia. She’s living in London, trapped in an unhappy marriage, and haunted by the sadness of losing her child. Julia decides to ditch her hubby and move into a new house, which happens to be inhabited by the ghost of an obnoxious little girl who plans to use Julia as a pawn in her terrible revenge scheme. Unlike most of the foreign movies that sat on the shelf for years before being released in America, this one, based on the novel by Peter Straub who also wrote Ghost Story, is actually pretty good. And it’s got a shocking and completely unexpected ending. Keir (2001: A Space Odyssey) Dullea costars. Note: Tonight’s show will be followed by an encore presentation of Wednesday’s SCREAMING SOUP: EVIL TOONS.
HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO SLUGGO!!! OUR DEAR LEADER AND FREELY RE-ELECTED PRESIDENT OF THE VORTEXX!!!
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