Tetsuo, the Iron Man (1989)

MOVIE REVIEW: Tetsuo, the Iron Man (1989) [SPOILERS]

Tetsuo, the Iron Man by Shinya Tsukamoto is a gnarly cyberpunk fetish film. Filmed in black and white and employing very little dialogue… it’s not really needed because there’s enough going on without it Tetsuo, the Iron Man has a cool techno/industrial, pulsing, fast-paced vibe.

Spoiler Alert Nosferatu

The film starts out with “The Man” or “The Metal Fetishist” (Tsukamoto) inserting a metal pipe into his thigh, then losing his shit when it starts to fester and maggots show up. He runs out into the street where he is hit and presumably killed by “The Salaryman” (Tomorowo Taguchi) and his girlfriend (Kei Fujiwara). They take his body and dump it into a ravine and then get it on in front of the corpse because nothing gets you as hot as killing someone… right?

Tetsuo, the Iron Man (1989)

Later that night, The Salaryman notices a piece of metal sticking out of his cheek that he can’t get rid of. He has a nightmare where his girlfriend has a metal pipe coming from her hoo-haw and she rapes him with it. This scene is actually pretty great, she does this weird ass interpretive dance and licks her pipe before slamming it into his.

Tetsuo, the Iron Man (1989)

For some reason, everyone is super sweaty all the time. When he wakes up, The Salaryman and his girlfriend have sex and eat erotically, as in she licks a wiener. The whole time, however, The Salaryman hears metal scraping, and then he starts to transform. He runs into the bathroom afraid of what he’s becoming and tells his girlfriend to stay away. She says nothing bothers her and goes in anyway, and that’s when we see it… The drill dick!!! Yes, you read that right: his genitalia is now a large spinning metal drilldo. At first, the girlfriend is scared and starts stabbing him, but every time she stabs him, more metal sprouts out of his body. She then becomes turned on and rides the drill to death.

Tetsuo, the Iron Man (1989)

We discover that The Metal Fetishist isn’t actually dead and the two have an epic metalman duel until they eventually meld together into one giant metal man tethered by a metal pipe umbilical cord. The Metal Fetishist vows to turn the whole world into metal and let it rust, scattering it into the dust of the universe. Game over.
4/5 cyberpunk rock shocks for Tetsuo, the Iron Man


Posted by Candace Stone

We want to hear your thoughts!