Necronomicon

By Woofer McWooferson

These are the convention dates and locations we have assembled for the rest of 2016. If we missed anything, please feel free to let us know. If you would like us to include you in our 2017 list, feel free to let us know.

We will update this list if and when changes are made.

MAY

May 26-29, 2016 MegaCon Orlando @ Orange County, FL

May 27-29, 2016 Crypticon Horror Convention @ Seattle, WA

May 28-29, 2016 Walker Stalker Con Chicago @ Chicago, IL

May 30, 2016 Hellraiser II: The Return of Hellraiser @ Minneapolis, MN

JUNE

June 2-5, 2016 Wizard World Philadelphia Comic Con @ Philadelphia, PA

June 3-5, 2016 Scare-A-Con New England @ Springfield, MA

June 4-5, 2016 WonderFest Hobby Expo @ Louisville, KY

June 11-12, 2016 Calgary Horror Con @ Calgary, Alberta, Canada

June 11-12, 2016 Red Deer Comic & Entertainment Expo @ Red Deer, Alberta, Canada

June 17-19, 2016 Contamination @ St. Louis, MO

June 17-19, 2016 Wizard World Sacramento Comic Con @ Sacramento, CA

June 24, 2016 The Love Horror Short Film Festival 3 @ Sacramento, CA

June 24-26, 2016 Days of the Dead @ Indianapolis, IN

June 25, 2016 The Rocky Horror Picture Show @ Sacramento, CA

JULY

July 8-10, 2016 Monster Bash @ Mars, PA

July 9-10, 2016 Rue Morgue Dark Carnival Expo @ Hamilton, Ontario, Canada

July 9-10, 2016 Walker Stalker Con New Jersey @ NJ

July 21-24, 2016 San Diego Comic Con @ San Diego, CA

July 22-24, 2016 Scares That Care Weekend @ Williamsburg, VA

July 29-31, 2016 Wizard World Ohio Comic Con @ Columbus, OH

July 30, 2016 The Cult Classic Double Feature w/Hocus Pocus & The Lost Boys @ Sacramento, CA

July 30-31, 2016 Walker Stalker Con Boston @ Boston, MA

AUGUST

August 5-7, 2016 Flashback Weekend Chicago Horror Con @ Rosemont, IL

August 5-7, 2016 Vancouver Comic & Entertainment Expo @ Vancouver, British Columbia, Canada

August 11-13, 2016 Wizard World Orlando Comic Con @ Orlando, FL

August 12-14, 2016 Boston Comic Con @ Boston, MA

August 12-14, 2016 Monster-Mania Con @ Cherry Hill, NJ

August 18-21, 2016 Wizard World Chicago Comic Con @ Chicago, IL

August 22-23, 2016 Bruce Campbell Fest @ Chicago, IL

August 26-28, 2016 Carnival of Parahorror @ Buffalo, NY

August 27, 2016 CT HorrorFest @ Danbury, CT

SEPTEMBER

September 1-4, 2016 Fan Expo Canada @ Toronto, Ontario, Canada

September 2-5, 2016 Dragon Con @ Atlanta, GA

September 8-10, 2016 Wizard World Nashville Comic Con @ Nashville, TN

September 9-11, 2016 HorrorHound Weekend @ Indianapolis, IN

September 9-11, 2016 Wizard World Richmond Comic Con @ Richmond, VA

September 16-18, 2016 Motor City Nightmares Halloween Horror Show Novi, MI

September 16-18, 2016 Son of Monsterpalooza @ Anaheim, CA

September 22-25, 2016 New Orleans Horror Film Fest @ New Orleans, LA

September 23-25, 2016 The Edmonton Comic & Entertainment Expo @ Edmonton, Alberta, Canada

September 23-25, 2016 Wizard World Austin Comic Con @ Austin, TX

September 24-25, 2016 Monster Con @ San Antonio, TX

September 28 – October 2, 2016 Mile High Horror Film Festival @ Denver, CO

September 30 – October 2, 2016 Cinema Wasteland Movie and Memorabilia Expo @ Berea, OH

September 30 – October 2, 2016 Monster Mania @ Hunt Valley, MD

September 30 – October 2, 2016 Scare-A-Con @ Verona, NY

OCTOBER

October TBD, 2016 Fantom Fest @ San Antonio, TX

October 1, 2016 Monster Fest @ Chesapeake, VA

October 1-2, 2016 Walker Stalker Con Philadelphia @ Philadelphia, PA

October 5-9, 2016 Spooky Movie @ Washington, DC

October 6-9, 2016 New York Comic Con @ New York, NY

October 7-9, 2016 The 10th Annual Sacramento Horror Film Festival @ Sacramento, CA

October 7-9, 2016 Monsterama @ Atlanta, GA

October 7-9, 2016 Spooky Empire @ Orlando, FL

October 13-15, 2016 Idaho Horror Film Fest @ Boise, ID

October 13-21, 2016 Toronto After Dark @ Toronto, ON

October 14-16, 2016 Crypticon @ Bloomington, MN

October 14-16, 2016 Fear Fete Horror Convention & Film Festival @ Biloxi, MS

October 14-16, 2016 The Living Dead Weekend @ Evans City, PA

October 14-16, 2016 Scream in the Dark Film Fest @ Omaha, NE

October 14-16, 2016 Telluride Horror Show @ Telluride, CO

October 15-16, 2016 Horror- Rama @ Toronto, Ontario, Canada

October 15-16, 2016 Shock Around the Clock @ Columbus, OH

October 15-16 2016 Sinister Creature Con @ Sacramento, CA

October 16-18, 2016 Rock and Shock @ Worcester, MA

October 17-23, 2016 Vortex Sci-Fi, Fantasy & Horror Film Festival @ Providence, RI

October 18-27, 2016 Screamfest Horror Film Festival @ Hollywood, CA

October 21-23, 2016 Horrific Film Fest @ San Antonio, TX

October 21-23, 2016 Wizard World Tulsa Comic Con @ Tulsa, OK

October 23-25, 2016 Knoxville Horror Film Fest @ Knoxville, TN

October 28-29, 2016 Walker Stalker Con Atlanta @ Atlanta, GA

October 28-30, 2016 Chiller Theatre @ Parsippany, NJ

October 28-30, 2016 Necronomicon @ Tampa, FL

October 29, 2016 The Rocky Horror Picture Show @ Sacramento, CA

NOVEMBER

November TBD, 2016 New York Horror Film Fest @ New York, NY

November 4-6, 2016 Wizard World Pittsburgh Comic Con @ Pittsburgh, PA

November 11-13, 2016 Fan Expo Vancouver @ Vancouver, British Columbia, Canada

November 17-20, 2016 Buried Alive Film Fest @ Atlanta, GA

DECEMBER

December 2-5, 2016 Wizard World Cruise Comic Con @ Miami, FL

December 17-18, 2016 Walker Stalker Con Charlotte @ Charlotte, NC

2016 Convention Dates and Locations

2016 Convention Dates and Locations

By Woofer McWooferson

These are the convention dates and locations we have assembled for the rest of 2016. If we missed anything, please feel free to let us know. If you would like us to include you in our 2017 list, feel free to let us know.




We will update this list if and when changes are made.

MAY

May 26-29, 2016 MegaCon Orlando @ Orange County, FL

May 27-29, 2016 Crypticon Horror Convention @ Seattle, WA

May 28-29, 2016 Walker Stalker Con Chicago @ Chicago, IL

May 30, 2016 Hellraiser II: The Return of Hellraiser @ Minneapolis, MN

JUNE

June 2-5, 2016 Wizard World Philadelphia Comic Con @ Philadelphia, PA

June 3-5, 2016 Scare-A-Con New England @ Springfield, MA

June 4-5, 2016 WonderFest Hobby Expo @ Louisville, KY

June 11-12, 2016 Calgary Horror Con @ Calgary, Alberta, Canada

June 11-12, 2016 Red Deer Comic & Entertainment Expo @ Red Deer, Alberta, Canada

June 17-19, 2016 Contamination @ St. Louis, MO

June 17-19, 2016 Wizard World Sacramento Comic Con @ Sacramento, CA

June 24, 2016 The Love Horror Short Film Festival 3 @ Sacramento, CA

June 24-26, 2016 Days of the Dead @ Indianapolis, IN

June 25, 2016 The Rocky Horror Picture Show @ Sacramento, CA

JULY

July 8-10, 2016 Monster Bash @ Mars, PA

July 9-10, 2016 Rue Morgue Dark Carnival Expo @ Hamilton, Ontario, Canada

July 9-10, 2016 Walker Stalker Con New Jersey @ NJ

July 21-24, 2016 San Diego Comic Con @ San Diego, CA

July 22-24, 2016 Scares That Care Weekend @ Williamsburg, VA

July 29-31, 2016 Wizard World Ohio Comic Con @ Columbus, OH

July 30, 2016 The Cult Classic Double Feature w/Hocus Pocus & The Lost Boys @ Sacramento, CA

July 30-31, 2016 Walker Stalker Con Boston @ Boston, MA

AUGUST

August 5-7, 2016 Flashback Weekend Chicago Horror Con @ Rosemont, IL

August 5-7, 2016 Vancouver Comic & Entertainment Expo @ Vancouver, British Columbia, Canada

August 11-13, 2016 Wizard World Orlando Comic Con @ Orlando, FL

August 12-14, 2016 Boston Comic Con @ Boston, MA

August 12-14, 2016 Monster-Mania Con @ Cherry Hill, NJ

August 18-21, 2016 Wizard World Chicago Comic Con @ Chicago, IL

August 22-23, 2016 Bruce Campbell Fest @ Chicago, IL

August 26-28, 2016 Carnival of Parahorror @ Buffalo, NY

August 27, 2016 CT HorrorFest @ Danbury, CT

SEPTEMBER

September 1-4, 2016 Fan Expo Canada @ Toronto, Ontario, Canada

September 2-5, 2016 Dragon Con @ Atlanta, GA

September 8-10, 2016 Wizard World Nashville Comic Con @ Nashville, TN

September 9-11, 2016 HorrorHound Weekend @ Indianapolis, IN

September 9-11, 2016 Wizard World Richmond Comic Con @ Richmond, VA

September 16-18, 2016 Motor City Nightmares Halloween Horror Show Novi, MI

September 16-18, 2016 Son of Monsterpalooza @ Anaheim, CA

September 22-25, 2016 New Orleans Horror Film Fest @ New Orleans, LA

September 23-25, 2016 The Edmonton Comic & Entertainment Expo @ Edmonton, Alberta, Canada

September 23-25, 2016 Wizard World Austin Comic Con @ Austin, TX

September 24-25, 2016 Monster Con @ San Antonio, TX

September 28 – October 2, 2016 Mile High Horror Film Festival @ Denver, CO

September 30 – October 2, 2016 Cinema Wasteland Movie and Memorabilia Expo @ Berea, OH

September 30 – October 2, 2016 Monster Mania @ Hunt Valley, MD

September 30 – October 2, 2016 Scare-A-Con @ Verona, NY

OCTOBER

October TBD, 2016 Fantom Fest @ San Antonio, TX

October 1, 2016 Monster Fest @ Chesapeake, VA

October 1-2, 2016 Walker Stalker Con Philadelphia @ Philadelphia, PA

October 5-9, 2016 Spooky Movie @ Washington, DC

October 6-9, 2016 New York Comic Con @ New York, NY

October 7-9, 2016 The 10th Annual Sacramento Horror Film Festival @ Sacramento, CA

October 7-9, 2016 Monsterama @ Atlanta, GA

October 7-9, 2016 Spooky Empire @ Orlando, FL

October 13-15, 2016 Idaho Horror Film Fest @ Boise, ID

October 13-21, 2016 Toronto After Dark @ Toronto, ON

October 14-16, 2016 Crypticon @ Bloomington, MN

October 14-16, 2016 Fear Fete Horror Convention & Film Festival @ Biloxi, MS

October 14-16, 2016 The Living Dead Weekend @ Evans City, PA

October 14-16, 2016 Scream in the Dark Film Fest @ Omaha, NE

October 14-16, 2016 Telluride Horror Show @ Telluride, CO

October 15-16, 2016 Horror- Rama @ Toronto, Ontario, Canada

October 15-16, 2016 Shock Around the Clock @ Columbus, OH

October 15-16 2016 Sinister Creature Con @ Sacramento, CA

October 16-18, 2016 Rock and Shock @ Worcester, MA

October 17-23, 2016 Vortex Sci-Fi, Fantasy & Horror Film Festival @ Providence, RI

October 18-27, 2016 Screamfest Horror Film Festival @ Hollywood, CA

October 21-23, 2016 Horrific Film Fest @ San Antonio, TX

October 21-23, 2016 Wizard World Tulsa Comic Con @ Tulsa, OK

October 23-25, 2016 Knoxville Horror Film Fest @ Knoxville, TN

October 28-29, 2016 Walker Stalker Con Atlanta @ Atlanta, GA

October 28-30, 2016 Chiller Theatre @ Parsippany, NJ

October 28-30, 2016 Necronomicon @ Tampa, FL

October 29, 2016 The Rocky Horror Picture Show @ Sacramento, CA

NOVEMBER

November TBD, 2016 New York Horror Film Fest @ New York, NY

November 4-6, 2016 Wizard World Pittsburgh Comic Con @ Pittsburgh, PA

November 11-13, 2016 Fan Expo Vancouver @ Vancouver, British Columbia, Canada

November 17-20, 2016 Buried Alive Film Fest @ Atlanta, GA

DECEMBER

December 2-5, 2016 Wizard World Cruise Comic Con @ Miami, FL

December 17-18, 2016 Walker Stalker Con Charlotte @ Charlotte, NC




Posted by Alan Smithee in EVENTS, 0 comments
Holiday Tunes for the Horror Lover: Even Scarier Solstice

Holiday Tunes for the Horror Lover: Even Scarier Solstice

Holiday Tunes for the Horror Lover
Part 3 of 3: An Even Scarier Solstice

An Even Scarier Solstice from the H.P. Lovecraft Historical Society.

An Even Scarier Solstice from the H.P. Lovecraft Historical Society.

This final segment of my three part holiday tune recommendations looks at An Even Scarier Solstice, the second solstice carol album from the H.P. Lovecraft Historical Society (HPLHS). Once again, the good folks at the HPLHS take themes, characters, and events from Lovecraft and Lovecraft-inspired writers, set them to traditional carol tunes, and then perform them beautifully. This album is equally as clever as its predecessor, a worthy follow up to their first foray into holiday tunes.

Here’s a list of the tracks and a brief description of each:
1. “We Wish You a Scary Solstice” (1:04) Excellent way to open the album because children love the Old Ones, too!
2. “The World in Terror and Madness Lies” (3:55) It’s that time of the year… time for great Cthulhu to rise!
3. “Mountains of Madness” (1:37) Why walk in just a winter wonderland when you can walk in the mountains of madness? One word: Shoggoths.
4. “A Cyclopean Tomb (Down in Deep R’lyeh)” (1:30) There’s no place like home, and there’s no home like R’lyeh!
5. “Death to the World” (2:02) A carol that examines the best outcome if the Old Ones come. Praise the Old Ones.
6. “Awake Ye Scary Great Old Ones” (1:30) The tale of the Old Ones to the tune of “God Rest Ye Merry Gentlemen”.
7. “Mi-Go We Have Heard on High” (1:15) What do Mi-Go want?
8. “The Shoggoth Song” (0:44) Be careful what you wish for!
9. “It’s the Most Horrible Time of the Year” (1:23) Some claim this is the most wonderful time of the year, but this song reminds us why that’s not so.
10. “Harley Got Devoured by the Undead” (2:52) Taking a more modern tune, this gem tells the story of the statement of Randolph Carter.
11. “It’s Mi-Go!” (2:03) Mi-Go! Why DO they put our brains in cans?
12. “A Brumalian Wish” (2:10) An original tune with an excellent period feel.
13. “Look! Professor Angell Brings” (2:42) The heralding angels have nothing on Professor Angell!
14. “The Cultist Song” (2:21) A song about the cultists who work to help bring about the return of the Old Ones to the tune “Merry Christmas to You”.
15. “Death May Die” (2:35) Key parts of the Necronomicon to “Auld Lang Syne”.
16. “The Festival” (1:12) A song inviting a distant family member to partake in the ancient rites and rituals of his bloodline.
17. “Eerie Dreary Solstice” (1:22) Who wants a “Holly Jolly Christmas” when you could have an “Eerie, Dreary Solstice”?
18. “The Deep One Song (Solstice in R’lyeh)” (2:34) Deep Ones, not chipmunks, will mate with humankind on this day.
19. “The Worst Hotel” (2:15) Our narrator was less than satisfied with his Innsmouth accomodations.
20. “Unholy Night” (5:01) Another song about the coming of the Old Ones because there can’t be too many songs about the main prophecy in the Cthulhu mythos.
21. “We Three Friends of H.P.L. Are” (6:24) Robert E. Howard, Clark Ashton Smith, and Robert Bloch sing the praises of H.P. Lovecraft and his extraordinary imagination.
22. “Blue Solstice” (2:40) Elvis (or an celebrity sound alike) mourns a solstice without Cthulhu.
23.”Go Summon Up the Dead Ones” (2:58) Celebrate your ancestors, but oh so carefully – unless you want to die. An Even Scarier Solstice is the second of two original Lovecraftian-themed holiday albums from the folks at HPLHS. As with the first CD, An Even Scarier Solstice can be purchased from the online store.

An Unbearably Scary Solstice

An Unbearably Scary Solstice

If you want an extraordinarily special solstice treat, the HPLHS has a bargain double header with A Very Scary Solstice and An Even Scarier Solstice bundled with their songbooks and packaged lovingly in a collectible tentacle stocking that even has room for more stocking stuffers. This treat, commonly known as An Unbearably Scary Solstice, can be purchased here.
10/10 – More top notch Lovecraftian holiday music!

Posted by Alan Smithee in MUSIC REVIEWS, REVIEWS, 0 comments
Swallow this! It’s the premier of Ash vs. Evil Dead

Swallow this! It’s the premier of Ash vs. Evil Dead

By Kev B.

Ash VS Evil Dead

Hail to the king, baby… In preparation for what may possibly be the greatest television event in modern history premiering on Starz this Halloween, Ash vs. Evil Dead, we bring you a refresher course on all things evil and dead. First let us run down some reasons why I’m extremely excited for the show.

1. It’s created and produced by the team that brought us the original three movies, Sam Raimi, Bruce Campbell, and Rob Tapert.
2. It’s a direct sequel to Army Of Darkness.
3. It’s got Bruce Campbell.
4. It’s got Lucy Lawless!?
5. It’s on Starz, the channel that brought us the nearly pornographic, ultra-violent splatterfest Sparticus. Do you like gladiator movies?
6. It looks like they got a nice budget to work with.
7. All the trailers and sneak previews look awesome.
8. Its already been renewed for a second season days before the premier, I guess based on audience reactions at screenings and online fan buzz.

I wouldn’t have the high hopes for greatness that I have, but horror has made a main stream resurgence that I for one never would have believed. If you had told me 30 years ago when I was sitting in the theater watching Day of the Dead that in the future a show about zombies would be the most popular show on television, I would have said you’re insane. But here we are, and Americans are horrified and amazed by the likes of American Horror Story, Scream Queens, and, of course, The Walking Dead (just to name a few of the popular new crop of horror shows).

Just in case you don’t know these movies by heart like the rest of us at House of Tortured Souls, Starz is running an Evil Dead marathon the night before the Halloween premier.

Friday October 30th @8pm EST Evil Dead, the original classic from 1981. Five friends travel to a cabin in the woods, where they unknowingly release flesh-possessing demons.

9:30pm EST Evil Dead II Dead By Dawn, my favorite of the series from 1987. The lone survivor of an onslaught of flesh-possessing spirits holds up in a cabin with a group of strangers while the demons continue their attack.

10:55pm EST Army Of Darkness, The over the top third installment in the franchise. Ash is accidentally transported to 1300 A.D., where he must battle an army of the dead and retrieve the Necronomicon so he can return home.

The show times look a little off, but this is direct from the Starz web site, so I suggest you check your local listings and set your DVR. accordingly. And don’t forget the premier of Ash vs. Evil Dead on Saturday the 31st at 9pm est, 9:45pm est, and again at 11:30pm est. Also airing Sunday November 1, 2015, and Monday, November 2, 2015.

Posted by Alan Smithee in COMING SOON, HORROR NEWS, 0 comments