The Howling

Short, Comedy, Horror:
Interview With Clarissa Jacobson

Hello everyone, this is the Horrormadam here with the second in my series celebrating the Gifted Heroines of Horror and Women In Film. I was honored to interview the brilliant Clarissa Jacobson on her new short film Lunch Ladies which she wrote and produced. To say I enjoyed this short would be a gross understatement, I loved it! So well written, so well acted, so well directed. The only thing I want out of it…is more! But before we get into that, a quick tease to wet your appetites!

Now that your interest is piqued, let me tell you the extraordinary premise in Clarissa’s own words.

Clarissa: For the past twenty years, obsessed Johnny Depp fans and fraternal twin sisters, Seretta and LouAnne Burr, have shared a miserable existence as high school lunch ladies serving up rubbery chicken parts, ammonia-treated government meat and whatever else the cash-strapped national lunch program sends their way. This year is going to be different: The twin’s Cheesy Burger Bites recipe is the Grand Prize Winner of Johnny Depp’s Cook for Kid’s Charity Event. Convinced this is their ticket out of high school hell town and that “The Depper” will hire them to be his very own Personal Chefs, their dreams are shattered after a snotty head cheerleader pushes them one step too far. This forces the Lunch Ladies to ask themselves – WWJD? What would Johnny do?

Bet you didn’t see that coming, did you? To all of those naysayers out there that say there are no new ideas, I say that you aren’t thinking outside the box. Clarissa’s clever story is outside the box, maybe even outside of leftfield and that is what makes it so surprising and refreshing.

Let’s see what else Clarissa had to say about Lunch Ladies and filmmaking:

Clarissa: When we first started out it was a bit disheartening, the first director said that no one would want to see this movie because no one wants to see two middle-aged female leads. Clarissa and I discussed this for a little while, especially how one of the nice things about the horror genre, is that horror does not discriminate. Young, old, beautiful, different looking, black, white, gay straight-in horror films we embrace them all.

Clarissa went on to discuss people thoughts on her influences:

Clarissa: I have heard John Waters (Serial Mom, Cecil B. Demented, Hairspray), John Hughes (The Breakfast Club, Sixteen Candles, Home Alone), and Tim Burton (Edward Scissorhands, Corpse Bride) and I grew up on them and I love them. They’re saying that and its funny how it just seeps in and it is the biggest compliment.
Clarissa: This was my first time producing a movie and I had so much luck drawing the right people to me. The first set designer we had dropped out like one week before shooting and I was like don’t worry about it, just go with the flow. Then brought in this husband and wife couple, Ray and Alicia Ho that were one hundred times better. What happened is I just totally stepped out of the way and the most amazing people helped me and worked on it. They were all at the top of their game and everybody brought what they brought, everyone did their job and when we finished it was everything that I wanted. Exactly what I imagined in my head, even better.

I said to her how amazing that was that she was able to get what she wrote, everything that was in her head to fruition.

Clarissa: It really was magical. My writing mentor, he was a tap dancer on Broadway when he was younger. He came on as a producer also and he did the dancing scene in the cafeteria. What I had written was rhythmic and he said he had this crazy idea, how about we do a mash-up? We will have ballet dancers, hip-hop dancers, and tap dancers and I was like Joe, I have no idea what is inside your head but you are the most talented person I know so do what you want.

I was also honored to speak to Joe, who turns out to be Joe Bratcher who has been acting since 1976 in some really great shows like All In The Family, Laverne & Shirley, and The Rockford Files, and in films like The Howling and Coma. He also runs The Twin Bridges Screenwriting Salon, the longest running screenwriting classes in Los Angeles. He told me how hard Clarissa had been working and how much he loved working with her and what a great person she is. He also backed up the story Clarissa had just told me by saying that she really went to bat for him with the director. She really wanted him to create his vision for the cafeteria scene because she knew it would work.

Clarissa: The director was awesome, but that’s how everybody was, they all brought really creative shit to it. The director J.M. Logan is an award-winning filmmaker and who has filled nearly every position in the business over twenty-five years. Out of hundreds, credits include Kidnap, Manson Family Vacation, The Circle, The End Of The Tour, Stoker & Annabelle. He said his goal is to be as close to the script as possible. At one point he was like there is this scene at the beginning, it was gonna be expensive to do and I was concerned what might happen, it might not work. I was like you know we can just cut that and we can just do the scene in front of the school than we don’t need to get a car. And Josh was like NO! That is whats written in the script and that’s what we’re gonna do. And the car scene I mean the car scene is so great for starting out the movie, he was so adamant, he and everybody came up with great ideas, like the whole concept with the Russian posters, so inventive I just loved it.
Clarissa: I also had a hard time finding a location. I called like a hundred schools. This one place is like we read the script and we’ll never let you film your movie here! They acted like I had written a porn! But I wanted a John Hughes type of school kind of upper-class. Josh the director had a friend that was like call these two Catholic schools and I was freaking out because I couldn’t find a location. So I called these two schools and they both said I could film there. The only thing was that they had really big kitchens and we needed it to look run down so we just filled it with all this stuff. And then Josh had the idea to use these eastern block like posters which along with the lunch trays were the only real punches of color. We filmed over two weekends, four days with twenty thousand dollars. It was really great and everyone was really fun but the last day was the hardest, we didn’t get out of there till four a.m. We had one hundred and thirty people working on it and everyone is coming back to do the feature which is already written.

I asked her then, it is winning so many awards you would think someone would just jump on it? Atlanta Horror Film Festival 2017 (winner: Best writer/producer and Best Director), Nightmares Film Festival 2017 (best writer/producer, director), and the South African Horrorfest 2017 (Best writer/producer and director).

Clarissa: Well its still new so a lot could happen in the next couple of months. We started our run in August which went great and we had nothing in September, but we had a lot in October because it is Halloween. So we have only been on the film festival route for about four months and it goes on for a year and a half. The majority of competitions and stuff aren’t until next year. So we are just working our asses off to get it noticed. And I definitely want to give a shout out to the horror community. I LOVE the horror community, they are my kind of people! I didn’t start out writing horror, I thought it was a comedy. When I saw it on the screen I couldn’t believe that came out of my head! All I could think was, where did that come from and what was wrong with me? I have always been a closet horror fan, I love The Exorcist, Let The Right One In and The Shining. One time I was writing a Gothic horror story and as I went dark, I realized the dark side is the most creative place to be. In it, you can do anything.


I want to thank Clarissa Jacobson again for taking the time to talk to me at the
House of Tortured Souls and also thank her for writing such a unique horror/comedy short. I cannot recommend it to you highly enough readers. I don’t want to give any spoilers, but I know that you will not be disappointed when you see it. All I am waiting for now is the full-length feature to be made so I can enjoy the further escapades of the Lunch Ladies! And from now on I may even find myself asking as I go through life…WWJD?

Clarissa also wanted to say a big thank you to Fire The Animal who wrote and performed the song Bury My Body, courtesy of Couch Guys Records and Antoni M. March who did the score.

And, like I said before, I don’t want to give any spoilers but some fun trivia: Lunch Ladies used 10 gallons of blood, 10 gallons of slime/goo, 15 gallons of “food,” 40 pounds of potatoes (200 pounds brought to set) and 13 pounds of ground meat. And Clarissa told me the meat had been left out and smelled like hell and they had to have the school back together for when the kids came in on Monday and she had to Febreeze everything to death (pun intended).

Before I send you on to the link so you can check out some more fun information on the Lunch Ladies I wanted to tell you the name of said ladies who are more Gifted Heroines of Horror. Donna Pieroni at Seretta and Mary Manofsky as LouAnne. These women were so wonderful and entertaining, so looking forward to much more from them!

INTERVIEW: Clarissa Jacobson of Lunch Ladies (2017)

INTERVIEW: Clarissa Jacobson of Lunch Ladies (2017)

Short, Comedy, Horror:
Interview With Clarissa Jacobson

Hello everyone, this is the Horrormadam here with the second in my series celebrating the Gifted Heroines of Horror and Women In Film. I was honored to interview the brilliant Clarissa Jacobson on her new short film Lunch Ladies which she wrote and produced. To say I enjoyed this short would be a gross understatement, I loved it! So well written, so well acted, so well directed. The only thing I want out of it…is more! But before we get into that, a quick tease to wet your appetites!

Now that your interest is piqued, let me tell you the extraordinary premise in Clarissa’s own words.

Clarissa: For the past twenty years, obsessed Johnny Depp fans and fraternal twin sisters, Seretta and LouAnne Burr, have shared a miserable existence as high school lunch ladies serving up rubbery chicken parts, ammonia-treated government meat and whatever else the cash-strapped national lunch program sends their way. This year is going to be different: The twin’s Cheesy Burger Bites recipe is the Grand Prize Winner of Johnny Depp’s Cook for Kid’s Charity Event. Convinced this is their ticket out of high school hell town and that “The Depper” will hire them to be his very own Personal Chefs, their dreams are shattered after a snotty head cheerleader pushes them one step too far. This forces the Lunch Ladies to ask themselves – WWJD? What would Johnny do?

Bet you didn’t see that coming, did you? To all of those naysayers out there that say there are no new ideas, I say that you aren’t thinking outside the box. Clarissa’s clever story is outside the box, maybe even outside of leftfield and that is what makes it so surprising and refreshing.

Let’s see what else Clarissa had to say about Lunch Ladies and filmmaking:

Clarissa: When we first started out it was a bit disheartening, the first director said that no one would want to see this movie because no one wants to see two middle-aged female leads. Clarissa and I discussed this for a little while, especially how one of the nice things about the horror genre, is that horror does not discriminate. Young, old, beautiful, different looking, black, white, gay straight-in horror films we embrace them all.

Clarissa went on to discuss people thoughts on her influences:

Clarissa: I have heard John Waters (Serial Mom, Cecil B. Demented, Hairspray), John Hughes (The Breakfast Club, Sixteen Candles, Home Alone), and Tim Burton (Edward Scissorhands, Corpse Bride) and I grew up on them and I love them. They’re saying that and its funny how it just seeps in and it is the biggest compliment.
Clarissa: This was my first time producing a movie and I had so much luck drawing the right people to me. The first set designer we had dropped out like one week before shooting and I was like don’t worry about it, just go with the flow. Then brought in this husband and wife couple, Ray and Alicia Ho that were one hundred times better. What happened is I just totally stepped out of the way and the most amazing people helped me and worked on it. They were all at the top of their game and everybody brought what they brought, everyone did their job and when we finished it was everything that I wanted. Exactly what I imagined in my head, even better.

I said to her how amazing that was that she was able to get what she wrote, everything that was in her head to fruition.

Clarissa: It really was magical. My writing mentor, he was a tap dancer on Broadway when he was younger. He came on as a producer also and he did the dancing scene in the cafeteria. What I had written was rhythmic and he said he had this crazy idea, how about we do a mash-up? We will have ballet dancers, hip-hop dancers, and tap dancers and I was like Joe, I have no idea what is inside your head but you are the most talented person I know so do what you want.

I was also honored to speak to Joe, who turns out to be Joe Bratcher who has been acting since 1976 in some really great shows like All In The Family, Laverne & Shirley, and The Rockford Files, and in films like The Howling and Coma. He also runs The Twin Bridges Screenwriting Salon, the longest running screenwriting classes in Los Angeles. He told me how hard Clarissa had been working and how much he loved working with her and what a great person she is. He also backed up the story Clarissa had just told me by saying that she really went to bat for him with the director. She really wanted him to create his vision for the cafeteria scene because she knew it would work.

Clarissa: The director was awesome, but that’s how everybody was, they all brought really creative shit to it. The director J.M. Logan is an award-winning filmmaker and who has filled nearly every position in the business over twenty-five years. Out of hundreds, credits include Kidnap, Manson Family Vacation, The Circle, The End Of The Tour, Stoker & Annabelle. He said his goal is to be as close to the script as possible. At one point he was like there is this scene at the beginning, it was gonna be expensive to do and I was concerned what might happen, it might not work. I was like you know we can just cut that and we can just do the scene in front of the school than we don’t need to get a car. And Josh was like NO! That is whats written in the script and that’s what we’re gonna do. And the car scene I mean the car scene is so great for starting out the movie, he was so adamant, he and everybody came up with great ideas, like the whole concept with the Russian posters, so inventive I just loved it.
Clarissa: I also had a hard time finding a location. I called like a hundred schools. This one place is like we read the script and we’ll never let you film your movie here! They acted like I had written a porn! But I wanted a John Hughes type of school kind of upper-class. Josh the director had a friend that was like call these two Catholic schools and I was freaking out because I couldn’t find a location. So I called these two schools and they both said I could film there. The only thing was that they had really big kitchens and we needed it to look run down so we just filled it with all this stuff. And then Josh had the idea to use these eastern block like posters which along with the lunch trays were the only real punches of color. We filmed over two weekends, four days with twenty thousand dollars. It was really great and everyone was really fun but the last day was the hardest, we didn’t get out of there till four a.m. We had one hundred and thirty people working on it and everyone is coming back to do the feature which is already written.

I asked her then, it is winning so many awards you would think someone would just jump on it? Atlanta Horror Film Festival 2017 (winner: Best writer/producer and Best Director), Nightmares Film Festival 2017 (best writer/producer, director), and the South African Horrorfest 2017 (Best writer/producer and director).

Clarissa: Well its still new so a lot could happen in the next couple of months. We started our run in August which went great and we had nothing in September, but we had a lot in October because it is Halloween. So we have only been on the film festival route for about four months and it goes on for a year and a half. The majority of competitions and stuff aren’t until next year. So we are just working our asses off to get it noticed. And I definitely want to give a shout out to the horror community. I LOVE the horror community, they are my kind of people! I didn’t start out writing horror, I thought it was a comedy. When I saw it on the screen I couldn’t believe that came out of my head! All I could think was, where did that come from and what was wrong with me? I have always been a closet horror fan, I love The Exorcist, Let The Right One In and The Shining. One time I was writing a Gothic horror story and as I went dark, I realized the dark side is the most creative place to be. In it, you can do anything.


I want to thank Clarissa Jacobson again for taking the time to talk to me at the
House of Tortured Souls and also thank her for writing such a unique horror/comedy short. I cannot recommend it to you highly enough readers. I don’t want to give any spoilers, but I know that you will not be disappointed when you see it. All I am waiting for now is the full-length feature to be made so I can enjoy the further escapades of the Lunch Ladies! And from now on I may even find myself asking as I go through life…WWJD?

Clarissa also wanted to say a big thank you to Fire The Animal who wrote and performed the song Bury My Body, courtesy of Couch Guys Records and Antoni M. March who did the score.

And, like I said before, I don’t want to give any spoilers but some fun trivia: Lunch Ladies used 10 gallons of blood, 10 gallons of slime/goo, 15 gallons of “food,” 40 pounds of potatoes (200 pounds brought to set) and 13 pounds of ground meat. And Clarissa told me the meat had been left out and smelled like hell and they had to have the school back together for when the kids came in on Monday and she had to Febreeze everything to death (pun intended).

Before I send you on to the link so you can check out some more fun information on the Lunch Ladies I wanted to tell you the name of said ladies who are more Gifted Heroines of Horror. Donna Pieroni at Seretta and Mary Manofsky as LouAnne. These women were so wonderful and entertaining, so looking forward to much more from them!




Posted by Horrormadam in FEATURED CONTENT, FRIENDS OF THE HOUSE, GORE, HORROR COMEDIES, HORROR HEROES, IN THE SPOTLIGHT, MOVIE REVIEWS, REVIEWS, WOMEN IN HORROR, 0 comments
History of Horror in March

History of Horror in March

Join House of Tortured Souls as we celebrate significant dates in the history of horror in March. Click on thumbnails for full images.

March 1 - 7

03/01/1974 – Blood for Dracula released theatrically
19740301_Blood_for_Dracula-Italian-poster / Fair use doctrine.
19740301_Fleshforfrankensteinposter / Fair use doctrine.
03/01/1974 – Flesh for Frankenstein released theatrically
03/02/
1933 – King Kong (1933) released theatrically
19330302_Kingkong33newposter / Fair use doctrine.
20000303_Castlevania_Legacy_of_Darkness / Fair use doctrine.
03/03/2000 – Castlevania: Legacy of Darkness released on the Nintendo 64 in Europe
03/03/2004 – Stephen King's Kingdom Hospital premieres on television
20040303_Khospitalpic / Fair use doctrine.
19220304_Nosferatuposter / Fair use doctrine.
03/04/1922 – Nosferatu released theatrically
03/04/1965 – Paul W. S. Anderson (director of several horror films) born
19650304_800px-Paul_W._S._Anderson_by_Gage_Skidmore / Fair use doctrine.
19990304_Silent_Hill_video_game / Fair use doctrine.
03/04/1999 – Silent Hill released on the PlayStation in Japan
03/05/1943 – Frankenstein Meets the Wolf Man released theatrically
19430305_298px-Frankenstein_Meets_the_Wolf_Man_movie_poster / Fair use doctrine.
19540305_800px-Creature_from_the_Black_Lagoon_poster / Fair use doctrine.
03/05/1954 – Creature from the Black Lagoon released theatrically
03/07/1946 – The Mask of Diijon released theatrically
19460307_Mask_of_diijon_poster_small / Fair use doctrine.
20030307_Rezerobox / Fair use doctrine.
03/07/2003 – Resident Evil 0 released on the Nintendo GameCube in Europeborn

March 8 - 14

03/08/1972 – Tales from the Crypt released theatrically
19720308_Tales_from_the_crypt_film_poster / Fair use doctrine.
20050308_Rings / Fair use doctrine.
03/08/2005 – Rings released on DVD
03/10/1997 – Buffy the Vampire Slayer begins its run on television
19970310_Buffy_the_Vampire_Slayer_title_card / Fair use doctrine.
20060310_The_Hills_Have_Eyes_2006-film / Fair use doctrine.
03/10/2006 – The Hills Have Eyes (2006) released theatrically
03/11/1931 – F.W. Murnau (director of Nosferatu) dies (b. 1888)
19310311_F._W._Murnau_circa_1920-1930 / Fair use doctrine.
19970311_Castlevania_Legends / Fair use doctrine.
03/11/1997 – Castlevania Legends released on the Game Boy in North America
03/11/1999 – Castlevania 64 released on the Nintendo 64 in Japan
19970311_Castlevania_Legends / Fair use doctrine.
19990312_RageCarrie2 / Fair use doctrine.
03/12/1999 – The Rage: Carrie 2 released theatrically
03/13/1942 – The Ghost of Frankenstein released theatrically
19420313_220px-The_Ghost_of_Frankenstein_movie_poster / Fair use doctrine.
19810313_The_howling / Fair use doctrine.
03/13/1981 – The Howling released theatrically
03/13/1987 – Evil Dead II released theatrically
19870313_Evil_Dead_II_poster / Fair use doctrine.
19960313_Lucio-Fulci / Fair use doctrine.
03/13/1996 – Lucio Fulci (director of several horror films) dies (b. 1927)
03/14/2003 – Willard (2003) released theatrically
20030314_Willard_2003movie / Fair use doctrine.

March 15 - 21

19430315_220px-David_Cronenberg_2012-03-08 / Fair use doctrine.
03/15/1943 – David Cronenberg (director of numerous horror films) born
03/15/2002 – Resident Evil released theatrically in the United States
20020315_Resident_evil_ver4 / Fair use doctrine.
19250316_Themonster1925poster / Fair use doctrine.
03/16/1925 – The Monster released theatrically
03/16/1995 – Alone in the Dark 3 released on PC and Mac
19950306_Alone_in_the_Dark_3_cover / Fair use doctrine.
19430317_Iwalkedwithazombie / Fair use doctrine.
03/17/1943 – I Walked with a Zombie released theatrically
03/17/1994 – Castlevania: Bloodlines released on the Sega Genesis in North America
19940317_Castlevania_Bloodlines / Fair use doctrine.
20000317_Finaldestination / Fair use doctrine.
03/17/2000 – Final Destination released theatrically
03/18/1950 – Brad Dourif (actor who portrays Chucky in the Child's Play films) born
19500318_Brad_Dourif / Fair use doctrine.
19940318_250px-Castlevania_Bloodlines / Fair use doctrine.
03/18/1994 – Castlevania: Bloodlines released on the Sega Mega Drive in Japan
03/18/2005 – The Ring Two released theatrically
20050318_Ring_two_ver2 / Fair use doctrine.
20050318_Resi4-gc-cover / Fair use doctrine.
03/18/2005 – Resident Evil 4 released for the Nintendo GameCube in Europe
03/19/2004 – Dawn of the Dead (2004) released theatrically
20040319_Dawn_of_the_Dead_2004_movie / Fair use doctrine.
19640320_2000maniacs / Fair use doctrine.
03/20/1964 – Two Thousand Maniacs! released theatrically
03/20/1994 – Castlevania: Bloodlines released on the Sega Genesis in Europe
19940320_Castlevania_Bloodlines / Fair use doctrine.
19970320_Castlevania_SOTN_PAL / Fair use doctrine.
03/20/1997 – Castlevania: Symphony of the Night released on the PlayStation and Sega Saturn in Japan
03/21/2001 – Castlevania: Circle of the Moon released on the Game Boy Advance in Japan
20010321_Castlevania_CotM_boxart / Fair use doctrine.
19250316_Themonster1925poster / Fair use doctrine.
03/21/2006 – Stay Alive released theatrically

March 22 - 28

03/22/1985 – Friday the 13th: A New Beginning released theatrically
19850322_Friday_the_13th_part_V_a_new_beginning / Fair use doctrine.
19860322_Choppingmall / Fair use doctrine.
03/22/1986 – Chopping Mall released theatrically
03/22/1996 – Resident Evil released on the PlayStation in Japan
19960322_250px-Resident_Evil_1_cover / Fair use doctrine.
20020322_Blade_II_movie / Fair use doctrine.
03/22/2002 – Blade II released theatrically
03/22/2002 – The Chronicle ends its run on television
20020322_The Chronicle / Fair use doctrine.
19630323_PeterLorre / Fair use doctrine.
03/23/1964 – Peter Lorre (actor in several horror films) dies (b. 1904)
03/24/1939 – The Hound of the Baskervilles (1939) released theatrically
19390324_800px-Cover_(Hound_of_Baskervilles,_1902) / Fair use doctrine.
19740324_Rhs1974kingsrd / Fair use doctrine.
03/24/1974 – The Rocky Horror Show premieres at the Roxy
03/26/1994 – System Shock released on PC and Mac
19940326_Sysshock / Fair use doctrine.
19730327_Sisters_(1973) / Fair use doctrine.
03/27/1973 – Sisters released theatrically
03/27/1986 – April Fool's Day released theatrically
19860327_Aprilfoolsday_poster / Fair use doctrine.
19910327_Ralph Bates / Fair use doctrine.
03/271991 – Ralph Bates (actor in several Hammer horror films) dies (d. 1940)
03/28/1920 – Dr. Jekyll and Mr. Hyde (1920) released theatrically
19200328_220px-Dr_Jekyll_and_Mr_Hyde_1920_poster / Fair use doctrine.
19630328_The_Birds_original_poster / Fair use doctrine.
03/28/1963 – The Birds released theatrically

March 29 - 31

19960330_Resident_Evil_1_cover / Fair use doctrine.
03/29/1996 – Resident Evil released on the PlayStation in the United States
03/30/2000 – The Typing of the Dead released on Dreamcast and PC
20000330_TTOTD_Packshot / Fair use doctrine.
20000329_RECV_boxart / Fair use doctrine.
03/30/2000 – Resident Evil Code: Veronica released for the Dreamcast in North America
03/30/2001 – Alone in the Dark: The New Nightmare released on Game Boy Color
20010330_Alone_in_the_Dark_A_New_Nightmare / Fair use doctrine.
20060331_Slithermovieposter / Fair use doctrine.
03/31/2006 – Slither released theatrically
Posted by Woofer McWooferson in HORROR HISTORY, 0 comments