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By Nick Durham

Hear that sound? Listen carefully and closely? You hear it yet? That’s the sound of the FUCK VICTOR SALVA TRAIN. Don’t worry if you don’t hear it right away, that train’s never late. Anyway, before we hop on this train, I just want to say right here and now that the opinions I’m about to express do not constitute the opinions of my colleagues in The House of Tortured Souls as a whole. These are my own personal opinions, and I’m damn sure not afraid to voice them as loudly as I can in regards to this piece of trash.

With all that out of the way, let’s get right down to it: Victor Salva is a reprehensible human being that has no right to work in the film industry. Why is that you ask? Well, in case you didn’t know, Salva is a convicted pedophile. Dixielord touched on it a little bit already in his column discussing the troubles going on with the long-gestating Jeepers Creepers 3, but back in the late 80s during the filming of his debut Clownhouse, Salva molested his 12-year old star, and recorded the act. He was subsequently arrested, and convicted for the crime, as well as for the shitload of kiddie porn that was discovered in his possession. He would only go on to serve 15 months in prison.

Now how does a convicted pedophile continue to manage to make films? Well, Salva just so happens to be one of Francis Ford Coppola’s golden children. That’s right, Francis Ford motherfucking Coppola, the legendary director of The Godfather and Apocalypse Now was a sort of mentor to Salva, and even helped finance a few of his films, as well as put the good word around about him to various studios in Hollywood. That’s how Salva managed to secure the directing job for the mid-90s sentimental shit-fest Powder. Ironically enough, it was during the marketing push for that film that Salva’s victim had come out and news of Salva’s past became more widely known. Needless to say, people started to distance themselves from Salva.

Fast forward a few years later, Coppola would put the good word in for Salva again, and we got Jeepers Creepers. What wasn’t expected though is how much of a surprise hit the film became at the box-office. All of the sudden, Salva’s past wasn’t a big deal; the film made a shitload of money, and spawned a sequel a couple of years later. That made a shitload of money too, and it seemed like this was going to be the beginning of a never-ending franchise…birthed by a pederast. That however did not happen…yet.

The point I’m trying to make here is that Victor Salva should not be making films, he should be rotting in jail. There are few things I feel truly angry about, but this is one of them. He ruined a child’s life and only served a little over a year plus in prison for it? Get the fuck out of here. Pedophiles don’t change; there’s no rehabilitation program for them and there’s not a switch that just gets turned off and all of the sudden they’re not into kids anymore. He shouldn’t be walking the streets, let alone making films.

Now I know you’re probably thinking What about Roman Polanski and Woody Allen? They’re perverts too! Well, I don’t disagree with you one bit. Hell, Polanski can’t even set foot in America, but I digress. I’m not putting one over the other here, and I don’t support the work of Polanski or Allen either: all three of these guys are different scents of the same turd as far as I’m concerned.

To wrap things up, Salva and his work shouldn’t be supported. His crimes shouldn’t be forgotten or swept under the rug either. That kid sure can’t forget what happened to him can he? Why should Salva get to continue making movies? He shouldn’t at all, whether it be another Jeepers Creepers movie or anything else. And for anyone that looks past what he is and focuses on his film work and supports it with their wallets…well, you’re not much better than he is in my eyes.

But hey, this is all just my opinion and mine alone. You can agree with me or totally disagree with me, that’s all well and good. That being said, if you’re the kind of person that thinks Salva’s past should be swept under the rug…well, take this however you may, but fuck on right off.

Posted by Alan Smithee

1 comment

I don’t think his past should be swept under the rug, but he is human and prone to error like the rest of us are. Not to mention, I think the man needs his head studied, not prison. The prison system will just make him worse, not better.

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