The Meg (2018)

MOVIE REVIEW: The Meg (2018)

The Meg (2018) posterLet’s get this out of the way right now. Jaws is the best shark movie ever. Jaws has always been the best shark movie ever, and will forever be the yardstick by which all shark movies are judged.

With that being said, The Meg is no Jaws. Hell, it’s not even Sharknado.

The Meg is directed by Jon Turteltaub (Phenomenon, National Treasure) and stars Jason Statham (Ghosts of Mars, Crank, The Expendables), Bingbing Li (Resident Evil: Retribution, Guardians of the Tomb), Rainn Wilson (The Office</em>, House of 1000 Corpses, Super) and Ruby Rose (Orange is the New Black, Resident Evil: The Final Chapter, xXx: Return of Xander Cage). It is based on a book written by Steve Alten called Meg: A Novel of Deep Terror.

The Meg (2018)I remember reading the first three books in the series some time ago, but I wouldn’t consider them “great” as I don’t really recall too much about them. The film itself had been in development hell for a number of years, and truthfully I’m kind of surprised it even got made at all.

The story centers around…does it really matter? A giant fucking shark. That’s all that matters. There’s a giant shark. It eats shit and fucks shit up. Isn’t that what really matters? You better say “YES!” to that question because if you want more than that you’re going to have to look elsewhere.

The film itself is abysmal. The acting is terrible. Some sequences make the film look like it was Frankensteined together from other films. Characters are never explored. The dialogue is trite and pointless. The story is predictable and so clichéd that there are no surprises or suspense.

The Meg (2018)At no point does the audience feel any sort of connection or empathy towards any of the characters. Except maybe the little girl, Meiying (played by Shuya Sophia Cai). We can relate to her because we too are just along for the ride with no real say as to what happens.

Too much time is spent brushing over all of these hollow, empty characters that it wastes precious time that could be spent watching a giant CGI shark fuck shit up.

As much as I love shark movies, I really can’t recommend this one. If you’ve seen the previews, you’ve seen all the best scenes. Save your money and wait for the next Sharknado film.

Posted by Richard Francis

Just a guy that has way too much free time.

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