Dr. Lady & the Usual Suspects

VORTEXX SCHEDULE FOR March 26 – April 02, 2017

VORTEXX SCHEDULE FOR March 26 – April 02, 2017

Welcome to The Vortexx where it's been ALL HOSTS ALL THE TIME FOR SIX YEARS!
THE VORTEXX! SIX YEARS STRONG!!!!!
Welcome to THE VORTEXX where it's ALL HOSTS ALL THE TIME! We've got a terrific line-up of hosts, shows, and movies coming up this week for your viewing and chatting pleasure, including SIX movies making their Vortexx debut -- the most ever in a single week! Among the goodies in store for you this week are a Rondo Hatton Double Feature hosted by Mortimer Van Creep and a late night, adults only send-up of Alice in Wonderland hosted by Doktor Sick.
Our other hosts this week are Arachna & Deadly, Deadwood & friends from Screaming Soup, Dave Binkley & co-hosts Juli Majernik & Alan Klesh, Gorenard the Beerbarian, Dr. Lady & the Usual Suspects, Uncle Pete & El Vato, and Dr. Zoid & Sluggo. Enjoy our shows and thanks for hanging out.
BEWARE THEATER presents THE PHANTOM FROM 10,000 LEAGUES (1955)
Sunday (03/26). 9:00 P.M. (ET) BEWARE THEATER with Arachna of the Spider People and her friend Deadly presents another monochromatic movie marvel -- THE PHANTOM FROM 10,000 LEAGUES (1955). Government agent Kent Taylor goes up against spies, an underwater death ray, and a ludicrous monster who looks like The Creature From The Black Lagoon's hillbilly cousin. Note: Our movie will be followed by an encore presentation of Wednesday's SCREAMING SOUP review of the MANIAC COP Trilogy starring Robert Z'Dar.
THE WEIRDNESS REALLY BAD MOVIE presents The Vortexx premiere of DEVIL'S CARGO (1948)
Monday (03/27). 9:00 P.M. (ET) THE WEIRDNESS REALLY BAD MOVIE with Dave Binkley & co-hosts Juli Majernik & Alan Klesh presents The Vortexx premiere of DEVIL'S CARGO (1948). John Calvert takes on the role of the debonair detective known as The Falcon (previously played by George Sanders and Tom Conway) in the fourteenth of the sixteen Falcon films produced during the 1940s. Tonight's movie showcases the magic act skills of Calvert who was a professional magician as well as an actor. In keeping with the "devilish" theme of tonight's movie, the host bits were filmed at Devilstrip Dolly's in Akron, Ohio.
THE GOLDEN HORDE with Gorenard the Beerbarian presents BLOODY PIT OF HORROR (1965)
Tuesday (03/28). 9:00 P.M. (ET) THE GOLDEN HORDE with the manliest of manly-men hosts Gorenard the Beerbarian presents the one-and-only BLOODY PIT OF HORROR (1965) aka Il Boia Scarlatto starring Mickey Hargitay as the manliest of movie villains -- The Crimson Executioner. Admittedly, Mickey was no great actor. But he is truly inspired in the role of Travis Anderson, the reclusive owner of a castle who may or may not be the reincarnated spirit of a 17th-century madman.
THE LATE DR LADY SHOW presents FUNERAL HOME (1980)
Wednesday (03/29). 9:00 P.M. (ET) THE LATE DR LADY SHOW with Dr. Lady and the Usual Suspects presents FUNERAL HOME (1980) aka Cries in the Night and It's Hard to Stay Calm When You Might Get Embalmed. The guests check in, but they never check out, in this Canadian-made thriller about a funeral home converted into a bread-and-breakfast inn. Barry (The Fugitive) Morse is one of the unlucky guests.
SCREAMING SOUP reviews MONSTER HIGH (1989)
Wednesday (03/29). 9:00 P.M. (ET) Note: Our Wednesday show will be followed by a new episode of SCREAMING SOUP. Tonight Deadwood & friends are reviewing the 1989 teens-versus-aliens flick MONSTER HIGH.
THE DARK VAULT OF PUBLIC DOMAIN presents The Vortexx premiere of IT CAN BE DONE, AMIGO (1972)
Thursday (03/30). 9:00 P.M. (ET) THE DARK VAULT OF PUBLIC DOMAIN with Uncle Pete and his sidekick El Vato presents The Vortexx premiere of IT CAN BE DONE, AMIGO (1972). Bud (Aladdin) Spencer returns to The Vortexx along with Jack Palance in this Italian spaghetti western about a drifter with fast fists and a gunfighter-pimp with fast guns who help a child to claim his inheritance.
ALTERNATIVE REALITIES presents TERROR IN THE HAUNTED HOUSE (1958)
Friday (03/31). 9:00 P.M. (ET) ALTERNATIVE REALITIES with Dr. Sigmund Zoid and Sluggo presents TERROR IN THE HAUNTED HOUSE (1958) aka My World Dies Screaming. A man (Gerald Mohr) takes his new wife (Cathy O'Donnell) to live in an ominous old house that turns out to be the same house that keeps popping up in her nightmares. Could this be mere coincidence? If you believe that, we have a bridge in Brooklyn that you might be interested in buying.
SKUNKY CINEMA with Mortimer Van Creep presents The Vortexx premieres of HOUSE OF HORRORS (1946) and THE BRUTE MAN (1946)
Saturday (04/01). 9:00 P.M. (ET) SKUNKY CINEMA with Mortimer Van Creep presents a RONDO HATTON DOUBLE FEATURE! First up is The Vortexx premiere of HOUSE OF HORRORS (1946). In his first starring role Hatton plays The Creeper, a character introduced two years earlier in the Sherlock Holmes movie The Pearl of Death. Rescued by a crazed sculptor from drowning, Rondo is tricked into using to his bone-crushing powers to kill the men who criticized the sculptor's work. Then stick around for The Vortexx premiere of Rondo's last movie THE BRUTE MAN (1946), where he reprises the role of The Creeper with a different back story. This time Rondo is a formerly handsome scientist who becomes an ugly deranged madman when acid is thrown into his face. He then proceeds to wreak his revenge on those who deformed him.
THE DOKTOR SICK PROGRAM presents The Vortexx premiere of ALICE IN ACIDLAND (1969)
Saturday (04/01). 11:30 P.M. (ET) [Time Approximate.] THE DOKTOR SICK PROGRAM presents The Vortexx premiere of ALICE IN ACIDLAND (1969). In this soft-core send-up of the Lewis Carroll classic, Alice is a cute and perky college girl who gets invited to a pool party by a lesbian teacher named Freida. She gets drunk, drops acid, takes a bath with Freida, joins a group of hippies, and has sex with guys who keep their boxer shorts on while doing it. Needless to say, tonight’s show is for immature adults only! [Movie poster by Sandele22 courtesy of Deviant Art.]
MISTY BREW'S CREATURE FEATURE presents The Vortexx premiere of TARANTULAS: THE DEADLY CARGO (1977)
Sunday (04/02). 9:00 P.M. (ET) MISTY BREW'S CREATURE FEATURE presents The Vortexx premiere of TARANTULAS: THE DEADLY CARGO (1977). Last time round it was killer bees. Tonight it's killer spiders as a Southwestern town is attacked by tarantulas that escape from a crashed cargo plane. Claude Akins, Tom Atkins, and Pat Hingle star in this Made-for-TV thriller that was released in the same year as the much better Kingdom of the Spiders. Note: Our movie will be followed by an encore presentation of Wednesday's SCREAMING SOUP review of MONSTER HIGH (1989).
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VORTEXX SCHEDULE FOR 14 – 21 AUGUST 2016

VORTEXX SCHEDULE FOR 14 – 21 AUGUST 2016

VORTEXX SCHEDULE FOR
14 - 21 AUGUST 2016

By The Crimson Executioner
&
Woofer McWooferson

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Welcome to THE VORTEXX where it's ALL HOSTS ALL THE TIME!

We've got a great line-up of shows, hosts, and movies this week for your viewing and chatting pleasure with two new movies -- and one great host -- making their Vortexx debut. Our hosts this week are Arachna of the Spider People & Deadly, Bobby Gammonster & Boris The Buzzard plus special guest Danvers, Freakshow & the Bordello gang, Dr. Tarr & Prof. Fether, Dr. Lady & the Usual Suspects, Master Vyle, Misty Brew, and (making his Vortexx debut) Sicko Psychotic. Check out the schedule for details about all the fine shows airing this week in The Vortexx. Enjoy the shows and thanks for hanging out!

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Sunday (8/14) @ 9:00 P.M. (ET)
BEWARE THEATER
presents
The Vortexx premiere of
CAT WOMEN OF THE MOON (1953)

Arachna of the Spider People and her friend Deadly present another gem from the Golden Age of Black & White -- CAT WOMEN OF THE MOON (1953). A group of astronauts, led by Sonny Tufts, travel to the moon where they discover it is inhabited by attractive young women in black tights and heavy eye makeup with names like Alpha, Beta, and Lambda. Little do they know that these catty gals are up to no good -- they plan to hijack the space ship! And for those who just didn't enough arachnid action last week, there's also a giant spider. Veteran bad-guy Victor Jory plays one of the astronauts. Marie Windsor, who is miscast as the sole female astronaut, reportedly said that that this was the only film she was ashamed of. Soon-to-be-famous composer Elmer Bernstein, who did the score, is misspelled in the title credits as "Elmer Bernstien."
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Monday (8/15) @ 9:00 P.M. (ET)
MONSTER MOVIE NIGHT
presents
HOW AWFUL ABOUT ALLAN (1970)

MONSTER MOVIE NIGHT with Bobby Gammonster, Boris The Buzzard and special guest Danvers from Demented Features presents HOW AWFUL ABOUT ALLAN (1970). Anthony Perkins (not known for playing stable types) stars as a guilt-ridden, semi-blind mental patient who is released from the hospital to stay with his equally whacked-out sister (Julie Harris from The Haunting), who proceeds to torment him. Also starring Joan Hackett and veteran B-movie actor Kent Smith.

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Tuesday (8/16) @ 9:00 P.M. (ET)
BORDELLO OF HORROR'S
NINJULY IN AUGUST

presents
NINJA DEATH 2 (1987)

Welcome to BORDELLO OF HORROR'S NINJULY IN AUGUST! Tonight Freakshow & friends will be presenting the second installment of their month-long series of martial arts films -- NINJA DEATH 2 (1987). Tonight's movie chronicles the continuing adventures of Tiger and "Master," as they battle the evil forces of The Grand Master. "Master" has been training Tiger long and hard for the fight against the invaders from Japan and has finally revealed the secrets behind his origin and his ties to the Grand Master. Armed with this knowledge and his new-found skills, Tiger must set out to defeat the forces of The Grand Master once and for all. Of course, we know that ain't gonna happen because there's a Ninja Death 3 coming our way next week. In addition to the movie, Freaky will be entertaining us with special musical guests Winning Ugly, and more! [Rescheduled from last week.]

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TARR & FETHER'S PSYCHO CINEMA
presents
CARNIVAL OF SOULS (1962)

TARR & FETHER'S PSYCHO CINEMA presents Herk Harvey's CARNIVAL OF SOULS (1962). Shot on a budget of $33,000 and largely ignored at the time of its release, this film has since become a cult classic. Reminiscent in many ways of an elongated Twilight Zone episode, it relies more on atmosphere than on special effects to create a mood of unease and foreboding. Candace Hilligoss stars as Mary Henry, a young lady who survives a car accident and becomes drawn to a mysterious abandoned carnival. Director Harvey appears (uncredited) as the pale man who is stalking Mary.

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Thursday (8/18) @ 9:00 P.M. (ET)
HOUSE OF MASTER VYLE
presents
HORROR HOTEL (1960)

HOUSE OF MASTER VYLE PRESENTS with Master Vyle, Queman, and a cast of thousands presents HORROR HOTEL (1960) aka City of the Dead. A 300-year-old witch needs annual virgin sacrifices in order sustain her immortality, and virgins are getting harder and harder to find! Starring Christopher Lee and directed by John Llewellyn Moxey (Night Stalker), this chilling tale about witchcraft in a small New England town was released in the same year as Psycho and has been compared to that film in several ways.

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Friday (8/19) @ 9:00 P.M. (ET)
THE LATE DR LADY SHOW
presents
SNOWBEAST (1977)

It's back by popular demand! Tonight we celebrate the birthday of one of our longtime chatters (and longtime president of The Crimson Executioner Fan Club) with her favorite movie. Join us tonight as THE LATE DR LADY SHOW with Dr. Lady and the Usual Suspects presents SNOWBEAST (1977) starring Bo Svenson, Clint Walker, Yvette Mimieux, and Sylvia Sidney. Big bad Bigfoot (well, actually his distant cousin) terrorizes a ski resort during a winter carnival, killing all of those folks who aren't wearing ugly hats and completely disrupting the Snow Queen ceremony. In addition to the movie, we will also be watching photos & videos of our chatters in their favorite ugly hats. [Movie poster by Sean Hartter courtesy of Saturday Fright Special.]

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Saturday (8/20) @ 9:00 P.M. (ET)
SICKO-PSYCHOTIC
presents
BLOODY PIT OF HORROR (1965)

Join us tonight as we welcome SICKO-PSYCHOTIC to the Vortexx! Sadistically sinister and ostentatiously outrageous, Sicko-Psychotic, King of Ghoulz, is a horror host based in Las Vegas, Nevada. Accompanied by a lascivious pet spider named Silky Harlot, the ol' ghoul presents schlock films on his freakish series, which is appropriately titled Sicko-Psychotic. Forced to project Sicko's favorite horror and trash flicks is a contemptuous talking camera obscura nicknamed "Cameo". During the movie breaks, the terrible threesome engage in wicked shenanigans which are further enhanced by loony relatives, bizarre acquaintances, and other colorful guests who drop into the Sick-Shack unexpectedly. Tonight Sicko and his co-hosts will be presenting a movie that needs no introduction -- BLOODY PIT OF HORROR (1965) starring Mickey Hargitay as The Crimson Executioner. Sicko promises that he will be lurking in the live chat room during the show. Perhaps some of our chatters can draw him out!

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Sunday (8/21) @ 9:00 P.M. (ET)
MISTY BREW'S CREATURE FEATURE DOUBLE FEATURE!
presents
The Vortexx premiere of
2015 CAPE-COMIC CON HIGHLIGHTS
and
MISTY BREW SPOOFS THE SHINING

Join us tonight for a MISTY BREW'S CREATURE FEATURE DOUBLE FEATURE! First up Misty will be entertaining us with highlights from the 2015 CAPE-COMIC CON in Cape Girardeau Mo. at which she was a featured guest. Held on April 17-19, 2015, the Cape-Comic Con featured three days of professional comic book artists, publishers, and over one hundred tables of comics, toys, and collectibles as well as a variety of gaming tournaments, a juried art show, and fans from all over the region who came in costume to celebrate the event. Then be sure to stick around for MISTY BREW SPOOFS THE SHINING as Misty and special guests and Sissy and Missy Brew have some fun with the classic Stephen King novel. Included is a generous serving of clips from Stanley Kubrick's 1980 movie starring Jack Nicholson and Shelley Duvall (screenplay by Kubrick) and the 1997 TV miniseries starring Steven Weber and Rebecca De Mornay (screenplay by King).

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Welcome to The Vortexx where it's ALL HOSTS ALL THE TIME!

The Vortexx - Swirling Storm"Every day is a good day that ends in The Vortexx." You can find us at horrorhost.net and livestream.com/allhorrorhosts. Remember folks, we're the Gooble Gobble Channel. We accept everyone. And we will keep the doors open as long as you keep coming around! If you're a horror host looking for an additional outlet for your show, email Sluggo at sluggo@horrorhost.net.

The Vortexx - Bloody Pit of Health Fitness Centers

If you don't get the results you're looking for within the eight weeks of the program, The Azure Executioner guarantees that he will personally throw you into his exclusive vat of acid!
Introducing our newest sponsor -- Bloody Pit of Health! Want to eliminate those things that interfere with the harmony of your perfect body? The Bloody Pit has all the latest fitness equipment -- weight room, Olympic-sized pool, and even a spider room. To find the location nearest you, visit their website www.clubdesade.com

The Vortexx - Mummy Fart

Available in three convenient sizes!
Mummy Fart! The perfect product to get those pleasant smells out of your tomb. Available in three convenient sizes!

The Vortexx - Kurt Pasakivi's Used Car Emporium

If you're interested, just e-mail us for Kurt's current location.
Kurt Pasakivi's Used Car Emporium! At Kurt's Emporium you can buy the car of your dreams for a deep discount. If you see a car on the street that you like, just send Kurt a photo of the car and the license plate, and he'll negotiate with the owner and sell it to you at a steal!

The Vortexx - Executioner's Ale

The Official Beers of The Vortexx!
Executioner's Ale! A bloody good red ale crafted in the torture chamber of the Crimson Executioner. Sock Stout! The sock with the hops. A thick and creamy head just for you. [Sock Stout is a trademark of Raen, used with permission.]

The Vortexx - Amazon Andy

Amazon Andy is the creation of Nick Polotta, a very gifted writer and comedian who, sadly, passed away on April 13, 2013.

Totino's Pizza Rolls, Crimson Royal Jelly, and Amazon Andy's Southern Fried Tarantula Legs! The original sponsors of The Vortexx!

The Vortexx Skull Cornbread

The Official Food of The Vortexx!
Skull Cornbread! The official food of The Vortexx, served piping hot from the oven of the Crimson Executioner.

The Vortexx - Chia Host

BORDELLO OF HORROR with Freakshow airs Tuesday at 9 (ET)

Chia Host! The latest sensation from Mushnick Florists. You can see him every Tuesday night in The Vortexx!

The Vortexx - Chilly Dilly

Two delicious pickle treats!

Chilly Dilly! A delicious pickle treat that's spiced just right for every bite. And now you can "pucker up" with the all-new Chilly Dilly Lip Balm!

The Vortexx - Egg Bleach

Jason "Egg" Brown was an integral part of The Vortexx as a staff member and long-time viewer until his passing on June 27, 2016. Jason may have departed this Earth, but he will live forever in The Vortexx.

"Now that's a product I can really GET BEHIND!" -- Egg.

Egg Bleach! The all-purpose antiseptic for treatment of cuts, scratches, and abrasions. And now you can touch up those "intimate" parts of your body with the all-new Egg Anal Bleach!

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SLUGGO!!! OUR DEAR LEADER AND FREELY ELECTED PRESIDENT OF

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The Vortexx – Hosted Horror: Schedule for 3 July 2016 – 10 July 2016

The Vortexx – Hosted Horror: Schedule for 3 July 2016 – 10 July 2016

VORTEXX SCHEDULE FOR
JULY 03 - 10, 2016

By The Crimson Executioner
&
Woofer McWooferson

The Vortexx Hosts

Welcome to THE VORTEXXwhere it's ALL HOSTS ALL THE TIME!

Welcome to THE VORTEXX where it's ALL HOSTS ALL THE TIME! We've got a great line-up of hosts, shows, and movies for your viewing and chatting pleasure, including one terrific Indie returning to The Vortexx for "INDEPENDENTS" DAY on Monday as well as several additional returning favorites. Our hosts are Arachna of the Spider People & Deadly, Dr. Sigmund Zoid, Freakshow & the Bordello gang, Dr. Lady & the Usual Suspects, Bobby Gammonster & Boris The Buzzard, Riggor Mortiss & Nyte Angel, Lord Blood-Rah, and Gorenard the Beerbarian. Check out the schedule for details about all the fine shows airing this week in The Vortexx. Enjoy the shows and thanks for hanging out!

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BEWARE THEATER presents THE KILLER SHREWS (1959)

Sunday (7/3) @ 9:00 P.M. (ET)
BEWARE THEATER
presents
THE KILLER SHREWS (1959)

BEWARE THEATER with Arachna of the Spider People and her friend Deadly presents another gem from the Golden Age of Black & White -- THE KILLER SHREWS (1959). On an isolated island, a small group of people are terrorized by giant voracious shrews in the midst of a hurricane. Who cares if the shrews are really just dogs with rugs attached to them? This is a highly entertaining movie! The all-star cast includes James (Rosco P. Coltraine ) Best, Ken (Festus) Curtis, and Ingrid (Miss Sweden 1956 ) Goude.

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ALTERNATIVE REALITIES presents PUPPET MONSTER MASSACRE (2010)

Monday (7/4) @ 9:00 P.M. (ET)
ALTERNATIVE REALITIES
presents a Vortexx indie favorite
Dustin Wayde Mills' PUPPET MONSTER MASSACRE (2010)

Join us tonight for our "Independents" Day Celebration as ALTERNATIVE REALITIES with Dr. Sigmund Zoid presents a Vortexx indie favorite -- Dustin Wayde Mills' PUPPET MONSTER MASSACRE (2010). A group of teens are challenged to spend a night in the Wagner mansion on the edge of town. Little do they know that the owner, Dr. Wolfgang Wagner, has concocted a monstrosity in the basement and plans to make the hapless teens the creature's first big meal. The actors in this movie are all puppets, so if you've ever wondered what boobs would look like on Sesame Street, then this is definitely the movie for you.

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BORDELLO OF HORROR presents MESSIAH OF EVIL (1973)

Tuesday (7/5) @ 9:00 P.M. (ET)
BORDELLO OF HORROR
presents
MESSIAH OF EVIL (1973)

BORDELLO OF HORROR with Freakshow, Mistress Malicious, Sgt. Drizzlepuss, Ali Katt, and Mary Johuana presents MESSIAH OF EVIL (1973). It's about a woman looking for her missing artist father who discovers a zombie cult that is wiping out a Californian seaside town. The film was written by Willard Huyck and Gloria Katz, who received an Oscar nomination a year later for writing American Graffiti. In addition to the movie, Freaky will be entertaining us with special musical guests Monster Mob, a movie review by Mark Krawczyk from The Final Cut, and more!

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THE LATE DR. LADY SHOW presents DR. BLOOD'S COFFIN (1961)

Wednesday (7/6) @ 9:00 P.M. (ET)
THE LATE DR. LADY SHOW
presents
DR. BLOOD'S COFFIN (1961)

Dr. Lady and the Usual Suspects present DR. BLOOD'S COFFIN (1961). Kieron Moore chain smokes his way through this creepy British thriller as Dr. Peter Blood, who plans to kill "worthless" people and use their hearts to revive "worthy" corpses. The beautiful Hazel Court co-stars as the nurse whose late husband becomes a candidate for the doctor's experiments. Hey, Dr. Blood, if you didn't smoke so much, maybe you wouldn't be "coffin."

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MONSTER MOVIE NIGHT presents GAMMERA THE INVINCIBLE (1965)

Thursday (7/7) @ 9:00 P.M. (ET)
MONSTER MOVIE NIGHT
presents
GAMMERA THE INVINCIBLE (1965)

Bobby Gammonster and Boris the Buzzard presents everyone's favorite giant flying turtle GAMMERA THE INVINCIBLE (1965). An atomic explosion awakens our giant, fire-breathing title monster from his millions of years of hibernation. Will anyone be able to stop him before he turns all of Tokyo into turtle soup? Starring Brian (Quatermass) Donlevy, Albert (Dr. Cyclops) Dekker, and a whole bunch of Japanese actors you've probably never heard of, this is the very first movie in the popular Gamera series. And, yes, it is spelled Gammera in the original American release.

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RIGGOR MORTISS PRESENTS THE MASK OF SATAN (1960)

Friday (7/8) @ 9:00 P.M. (ET)
RIGGOR MORTISS
presents
Mario Bava's THE MASK OF SATAN (1960)

Riggor and co-host Nyte Angel returns to The Vortexx to present Mario Bava's THE MASK OF SATAN (1960). Scream queen Barbara Steele plays a dual role as a vengeful witch who returns from the grave and the beautiful descendant whose body she wants to possess. This film was originally released in the U.S. as Black Sundaywith some of the gorier parts cut out and a new score by Les Baxter. The version we're showing tonight is the English-language version of the original film (with all the gory scenes left in) and with the original Italian score by Roberto Nicolosi.

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LORD BLOOD-RAH'S NERVE WRACKIN' THEATRE presents THE MAGIC SWORD (1962)

Saturday (7/9) @ 9:00 P.M. (ET)
LORD BLOOD-RAH'S
NERVE WRACKIN' THEATRE
presents
THE MAGIC SWORD (1962)

This delightful sword-and-sorcery fantasy from Bert I. Gordon (Mr. B.I.G.) stars Basil Rathbone as the turban-wearing evil sorcerer Lodac, who kidnaps the beautiful Princess Helene (Ann Helm) and develops seven challenges for her would-be rescuer Sir George (Gary Lockwood). The stellar supporting cast includes Maila (Vampira) Nurmi as a hag, Richard (Jaws) Kiel as a giant pinhead, Estelle Winwood as the bumbling good witch Sybil, and veteran B-movie little guy Angelo Rossito as (surprise! surprise!) a dwarf. As always, Lord Blood-Rah will be spicing up the mix with some cool trailers, a Cranial Cavity Search, and other extras.

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THE GOLDEN HORDE presents LADY FRANKENSTEIN (1971)

Sunday (7/10) @ 9:00 P.M. (ET)
THE GOLDEN HORDE
presents
LADY FRANKENSTEIN (1971)

THE GOLDEN HORDE with that manliest of manly-men hosts Gorenard the Beerbarian presents LADY FRANKENSTEIN (1971). It's a heart-warming, gut-churning story about a daughter's love for her dad. The daughter is Tania Frankenstein (Rosalba Neri aka Sara Bay), who takes up where dear old dad (Joseph Cotten) left off, after he is killed by his stripey-pants creation. It's two monsters for the price of one, as the doctor's horny daughter creates a handsome new creature for her sexual pleasure and then screws him on the operating table while the Universal mob storms the castle. Co-starring Mickey (Crimson Executioner) Hargitay and directed by Mel (Gravis Mushnik) Welles.

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The Vortexx cubeWelcome to The Vortexx where it's ALL HOSTS ALL THE TIME!
"Every day is a good day that ends in The Vortexx." You can find us at horrorhost.net and livestream.com/allhorrorhosts. Remember folks, we're the Gooble Gobble Channel. We accept everyone. And we will keep the doors open as long as you keep coming around! If you're a horror host looking for an additional outlet for your show, email Sluggo at sluggo@horrorhost.net.

 

The Vortexx - Bloody Pit of Health Fitness Centers

If you don't get the results you're looking for within the eight weeks of the program, The Azure Executioner guarantees that he will personally throw you into his exclusive vat of acid!

Introducing our newest sponsor -- Bloody Pit of Health! Want to eliminate those things that interfere with the harmony of your perfect body? The Bloody Pit has all the latest fitness equipment -- weight room, Olympic-sized pool, and even a spider room. To find the location nearest you, visit their website www.clubdesade.com

The Vortexx - Mummy Fart

Available in three convenient sizes!
Mummy Fart! The perfect product to get those pleasant smells out of your tomb. Available in three convenient sizes!

 

The Vortexx - Kurt Pasakivi's Used Car Emporium

Kurt will sell you a car at a steal!

If you're interested, just e-mail us for Kurt's current location.
Kurt Pasakivi's Used Car Emporium! At Kurt's Emporium you can buy the car of your dreams for a deep discount. If you see a car on the street that you like, just send Kurt a photo of the car and the license plate, and he'll negotiate with the owner and sell it to you at a steal!

The Vortexx - Executioner's Ale

The Official Beers of The Vortexx!

Executioner's Ale! A bloody good red ale crafted in the torture chamber of the Crimson Executioner. Sock Stout! The sock with the hops. A thick and creamy head just for you. [Sock Stout is a trademark of Raen, used with permission.]

 

The Vortexx - Amazon Andy

Amazon Andy is the creation of Nick Polotta, a very gifted writer and comedian who, sadly, passed away on April 13, 2013.

Totino's Pizza Rolls, Crimson Royal Jelly, and Amazon Andy's Southern Fried Tarantula Legs! The original sponsors of The Vortexx!

 

Vortexx - Skull cornbread

The Official Food of The Vortexx!

Skull Cornbread! The official food of The Vortexx, served piping hot from the oven of the Crimson Executioner.

 

 

 

The Vortexx - Chia Host

BORDELLO OF HORROR with Freakshow airs Tuesday at 9 (ET)

Chia Host! The latest sensation from Mushnick Florists. You can see him every Tuesday night in The Vortexx!

 

The Vortexx - Chilly Dilly

Two delicious pickle treats!

Chilly Dilly! A delicious pickle treat that's spiced just right for every bite. And now you can "pucker up" with the all-new Chilly Dilly Lip Balm!

 

The Vortexx - Egg Bleach

Jason "Egg" Brown was an integral part of The Vortexx as a staff member and long-time viewer until his passing on June 27, 2016. Jason may have departed this Earth, but he will live forever in The Vortexx.

"Now that's a product I can really GET BEHIND!" -- Egg.

Egg Bleach! The all-purpose antiseptic for treatment of cuts, scratches, and abrasions. And now you can touch up those "intimate" parts of your body with the all-new Egg Anal Bleach!

 

Vortexx - Slugnado

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The Vortexx: Schedule for June 6 – 12, 2016

The Vortexx: Schedule for June 6 – 12, 2016

Welcome to The Vortexx - A Special Friend of House of Tortured Souls

By Woofer McWooferson

The Vortexx 5 years header

House of Tortured Souls would like to welcome The Vortexx as a friend of the House. Please give a warm welcome to those crazy horror hosts at The Vortexx and check out their shows this week.

The Vortexx Hosts

Welcome to THE VORTEXX where it's ALL HOSTS ALL THE TIME! We've got another great line-up of hosts, shows, and movies for your viewing and chatting pleasure this week, with two movies making their Vortexx debut along with some cool indie films and several returning favorites. Our hosts are Doctor Mortose, Freakshow & the Bordello gang, Edgar von Ghoul, The Reaper, Dr. Lady & the Usual Suspects, Rizzle MaNizzle the Clown, Lord Blood-Rah, and Bobby Gammonster & Boris the Buzzard. Please note that during the month of June, we will be adding a Sunday show to our weekly line-up, so there will be a featured movie and moderated chat every night of the week. Enjoy the shows and thanks for hanging out!

20150606-12_The Vortexx - Doctor Mortose

DOCTOR MORTOSE COMMANDS
presents
SCARED TO DEATH (1980)

Monday (6/6). 9:00 P.M. (ET). DOCTOR MORTOSE COMMANDS presents The Vortexx premiere of SCARED TO DEATH (1980). No, folks, this is not the Bela Lugosi movie from the 1940s that we've aired a few times before. This film by Bill Malone, who was the chief designer at the Don Post mask studios, is about a genetic experiment gone horribly wrong. The result is an Alien-like creature with an appetite for spinal fluid called Syngenor (Synthesized Genetic Organism).

20150606-12_The Vortexx - Bordello of Horror

BORDELLO OF HORROR
presents
MONSTER OF GOLDEN GATE (2013)

Tuesday (6/7). 9:00 P.M. (ET). BORDELLO OF HORROR with Freakshow, Mistress Malicious, Sgt. Drizzlepuss, and Ali Katt presents MONSTER OF GOLDEN GATE (2013). This throwback to those awesome black-and-white cheesy monster movies of the ‘50s and ‘60s was directed by Renya Young better known to horror fans as Miss Misery, the host of Movie Massacre. Freaky will kick off the show with two short indie horror films -- Hi Neighbor directed by Chad Halvorsen and Frigid Night directed by Robby McBride. There will also be interviews from the Milwaukee Twisted Dreams Film Festival with Christopher Kai House, Michael Viers, Alice Wilson, Hart Fisher, James Bett Jr and Kevin Jamison, as well as musical guests Kitty in a Casket.

20150606-12_The Vortexx - Your Final Answer & Midnight Chillers

WEDNESDAY DOUBLE FEATURE:
YOUR FINAL ANSWER and MIDNIGHT CHILLERS
present
GURU: THE MAD MONK (1971)

Wednesday (6/8). 9:00 P.M. (ET). Join us tonight for a WEDNESDAY DOUBLE FEATURE! We kick off the evening with a generous serving of YOUR FINAL ANSWER -- a weekly comedy series (2-3 minutes per episode) hosted by The Reaper who answers Q&As from his viewers. He's bumbling, idiotic, has a habit of never getting around to an answer -- and is absolutely hilarious. Next up is MIDNIGHT CHILLERS with Edgar von Ghoul, who will be presenting The Vortexx premiere of Andy Milligan's GURU: THE MAD MONK (1971). It's about a deranged chaplain at a 15th-century prison colony, who's got a vampire mistress and a one-eyed hunchback servant named (of course) Igor. Edgar's special guest tonight is former disc jockey Ray Green, whose main claim to fame is being one of the first to interview Elvis Presley (on his radio show in May 1956) -- and the first to record an Elvis concert in its entirety.

20150606-12_The Vortexx - Late Dr. Lady

THE LATE DR LADY SHOW
presents
CHILDREN SHOULDN'T PLAY WITH DEAD THINGS (1972)

Thursday (6/9). 9:00 P.M. (ET). THE LATE DR LADY SHOW with Dr. Lady and the Usual Suspects presents a Vortexx favorite -- CHILDREN SHOULDN'T PLAY WITH DEAD THINGS (1972). Although dismissed at the time of its release as just "another zombie movie," this film has since been recognized as being years ahead of its time in its frank depiction of same-sex undead marriage. It's about a group of friends who go to an island to act out a satanic rite involving a corpse they name Orville. Needless to say, it all goes horribly awry. Director Bob Clark would go on to bigger and better things with Porky's and A Christmas Story.

20150606-12_The Vortexx - Rizzle MaNizzle
RIZZLE'S FUNHOUSE OF LUNACY DOUBLE FEATURE!
GLEN OR GLENDA? (1953)
and
BLOODY PIT OF HORROR (1965)

Friday (6/10). 9:00 P.M. (ET). Join us tonight for a RIZZLE'S FUNHOUSE OF LUNACY DOUBLE FEATURE! First up is Ed Wood's GLEN OR GLENDA (1953) starring Ed himself as Glen, a tortured soul who is afraid to tell his wife (real-life girlfriend Dolores Fuller) that he enjoys putting on Angora sweaters and going out at night as Glenda. Bela Lugosi is also on hand, sitting in an easy chair in a room full of skulls, shrunken heads, and voodoo dolls, and uttering non sequiturs such as "pull ze string!" Then be sure stick around as Rizzle and co-hosts Midnight Murray and The Crimson Executioner present BLOODY PIT OF HORROR (1965) like you've never seen it before. There will be plenty of voiceovers, cartoons, accordion music and other audio goodies, and CE will be trying his hand as Uncle Crimmie, host of a children's show at the Crazy Castle of Lunacy, and as an anchor man on Crimson Action News. We guarantee you'll all be scratching your heads in total amazement! [CE artwork courtesy of Doc Mortose.]

20150606-12_The Vortexx - Lord Blood-Rah

LORD BLOOD-RAH'S NERVE WRACKIN' THEATRE
presents
TRACK OF THE MOON BEAST (1976)

Saturday (6/11). 9:00 P.M. (ET). LORD BLOOD-RAH'S NERVE WRACKIN' THEATRE presents TRACK OF THE MOON BEAST (1976). After a beefy young mineralogist (Chase Cordell) gets boinked in the head by a meteor fragment, he is transformed into a hideous lizard-like monster whenever the moon comes out. Badly paced and badly shot, with a badly constructed story and a mostly talentless cast playing cardboard characters, its one saving feature is that soon-to-be-famous Rick Baker designed the beast. As always, Lord Blood-Rah will be spicing up the mix with some cool trailers and a Cranial Cavity Search.

20150606-12_The Vortexx - Bobby Gammonster

MONSTER MOVIE NIGHT
presents
EMBRYO (1976)

Sunday (6/12). MONSTER MOVIE NIGHT with Bobby Gammonster and Boris The Buzzard presents EMBRYO (1976). You don't have a lot of opportunities to see Rock Hudson in The Vortexx, let alone Rock Hudson playing a mad scientist, so come on by tonight and enjoy! In tonight's movie Doc Rock figures out a way to grow a fetus into adulthood within a matter of weeks, and, of course, things soon go horribly wrong. Sultry Barbara Carrera co-stars, with guest appearances by Roddy McDowall and Dr. Joyce Brothers.

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