MOVIE REVIEW: The Rejuvenator (aka Rejuvenatrix) (1988)

MOVIE REVIEW: The Rejuvenator (aka Rejuvenatrix) (1988)

The Rejuvenator (1988) / Fair use doctrine. strathmore writing paper how to write a research paper examples https://heystamford.com/writing/custom-papers-writing-services/8/ essays about the importance of community service http://www.cresthavenacademy.org/chapter/free-downloadable-research-papers/26/ how long does viagra make one last click here best sex s viagra levitra cialis 10mg prednisone https://greenechamber.org/blog/dissertation-topics-in-mathematics-education/74/ go writing guidelines follow url master thesis database get link https://homemods.org/usc/essay-on-people/46/ https://thejeffreyfoundation.org/newsletter/term-papers-topics/17/ http://belltower.mtaloy.edu/studies/pay-for-best-presentation-online/20/ death college essays here assigning numbers to letters fashion design cover letterВ https://artsgarage.org/blog/thesis-writing-acknowledgement-sample/83/ how to write an seo article emily dickinson thesis help writing a essay online help writing essay write college research paper https://vaccinateindiana.org/grneric-viagra-india-10238/ Oh, brother. If you love “So Bad It’s Good” movies (or ‘SoBIG’s’, as I usually refer to them), you gotta love the drive-in ‘classic’ and direct-to-video “disasterpieces” from the mid-to-late Seventies, definitely the Eighties, and even some entries from the Nineties and beyond. So, if you’ve never seen 1988’s The Rejuvenator (aka Rejuvenatrix), set your “phasers” on “to be STUNNED!” This is a SoBIG trash wallow at its very finest; a mishmash of all the best aspects of films that actually have gone on to become classics in their own right.

If Death Becomes Her, Sunset Boulevard and David Cronenberg’s remake of The Fly were involved in some kind of horrific car crash, the result, pulled from the tangled, mangled mess of wreckage, would be this little gem. A no-name cast, the community theater-level acting, and some surprisingly good practical effects (for this micro-micro budget), make this a good/bad movie lover’s glistening wet dream.

The Rejuvenator (1988) / Fair use doctrine.The Rejuvenator begins with your garden-variety, B-movie mad scientist, Dr. Gregory Ashton, (John McKay) is doing some, shall we say, unorthodox work in the field of gerontology and biology. Not that he’s actually studying elderly people, but he IS trying to find a way to retard or even reverse the aging process. And naturally, as the movie begins, he’s not having the best of luck in refining said process, as a deformed lab animal kills other test subjects before meeting its own sticky, gooey demise.

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Ashton’s research is being funded mostly by the vain, petulant, grandiose fading Hollywood actress Ruth Warren (Jessica Dublin), whose agenda for supporting his work is – what else? – to make herself younger again, so she can make her ‘huge big-screen comeback,’ and show the rest of the dime-a-dozen starlets and ingenues how it’s done. It’s not helping matters any that Ashton is constantly being spied upon by his sleazy, unctuous colleague, Dr. Germaine (Marcus Powell), superior sneer and upper-crusty accent included.

The Rejuvenator (1988) / Fair use doctrine.The good doctor and his benefactress aren’t without their own unrequited admirers, though. Ashton is assisted in his research by Dr. Stella Stone (Katell Pleven), a woman who is actually smart and beautiful…not the usual direction that kind of role takes in this kind of picture. Ruth’s not-so-secret admirer is her manservant, Wilhelm, (James Hogue, obviously filling the Erich von Stroheim role from Sunset Boulevard), a former ‘paramour’ from her halcyon days, who is now content to wait on her, hand-and-foot if that allows him to continue to be close to her. (Yes, I see you rolling your eyes, but it’s that kind of movie!)

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Threatened with losing his funding if he doesn’t come across with the goods, and soon, the harried Dr. Ashton has no choice, but to do what just about all ‘mad-doctors’ do in his situation: he complies. He injects Ruth with the serum he has “almost” perfected, and after the required flurry of surprisingly good low-budget makeup effects, (provided by Ed French, Dan Frye, and Bruce S. Fuller), Ruth magically is converted into…ANOTHER ACTRESS!

You heard me. The stunning ‘new edition’ of Ruth has renamed herself “Elizabeth” (Vivian Lanko, who pulls double-duty here as the “improved” Ruth and as The Thing She Turns Into), whose backstory is now “the young niece of Ruth Warren, who is taking care of her estate, while her aunt goes away on a very long retreat.”

If you’ve seen enough of these monstrosities, (yes, that pun IS intended), you know where this is headed. Being an Eighties film, there has to be enough satisfactory sex and violence, so the sex part comes in when Elizabeth shows Dr. Ashton her gratitude for the miracle he’s worked for her. Wait, don’t leave! There’s so much more…

All the while, in the background, Dr. Stone and Wilhelm skulk around, mooning after their respective objects of desire and imagining what it would be like to finally be with them romantically. (There’s a dream sequence involving all the principal characters that includes a ‘dance number’ you have to see to believe!)

But, back to the ‘youth’ serum. You might recall that I mentioned it was “almost perfected”? Well, it has some pretty disgusting side effects, including the desire to murder random people and remove their brains – Oh, didn’t I mention that? Ashton’s serum is synthesized from human brain tissue, and one of the problems is that the more serum is used, larger and larger doses become required as the body builds up a tolerance to it with each application.

What would an Eighties schlockfest like this be without the opportunity to mix even more sex and violence onscreen? When Elizabeth’s sexual appetites increase with her new youthfulness, she ‘graduates’ from Gregory, moving on to random strangers, and eventually going out on her own to prowl the nightlife, going into the most retro-tastic club you can imagine, where the hot, big-haired, heavy-metal all-girl band called The Poison Dolly’s are playing!

The tunes, which sound like the kind of stuff that The Runaways turned down, are sublimely terrible, and of course, the band is dressed so that not too many people are really paying much attention to the “music.” When the serum begins to wear off and Elizabeth resembles a putrid pumpkin more than Cinderella, this is where the aforementioned murder of some posh poseur happens outside the club…in a phone booth, no less! (Remember those?)

The Rejuvenator (1988) / Fair use doctrine.From here, it’s all pretty much by-the-numbers. Greg Ashton struggles, along with Stella, to try and artificially synthesize the formula in the lab successfully, so that brain tissue from cadavers will no longer be necessary. Meanwhile, the suspicious and jealous Dr. Germaine is closing in to shut down Ashton and his lab for good, snatching the research results for himself. And all the while, Elizabeth’s transformations grow more and more extreme, as does her need to hold onto her newly-found youth – at any cost.

Am I making this direct-to-video hoot sound better than it actually is? If so, my sincere apologies. But this IS entertaining enough that it wouldn’t surprise me if the MST3K/RiffTrax guys or Elvira have already worked their magic with it.

Brian Thomas Jones’ script (adapted from Simon Nuchtern’s original screenplay) and direction, rises above a first-year film school student’s initial project…but not that far above it. Just about all of the actors walk through this like it’s something to pad their resumes with, but not much else, although as the Dollar Store version of “Norma Desmond”, Lanko and Dublin seem to be having the most fun, playing the venial and selfish “Ruth/Elizabeth”. As funny as it plays when the “switch” occurs, Lanko’s not half-bad keeping the continuity going with the character.

It’s probably not even coincidental, the similarities between The Rejuvenator and another film that came out three years before it, Stuart Gordon’s celebrated Lovecraft adaptation, Re-Animator. For all we know, Re-Animator probably had the same level budget but better actors, a seasoned director at the helm, and the ridiculously gory effects of monster master John Carl Buechler.

At the end of the day, just like some of its counterparts, The Rejuvenator makes a great, fun, bad time-capsule worthy window into a crazy-ass decade, as well as a throwback to When DTV Low-Budget Movies Ruled The Earth. The makeup effects guys went on to establish some pretty impressive credentials, even if the cast and creative team did not. But for all the work that went into this, good, bad or indifferent, I feel perfectly fine in awarding it two-and-a-half out of five stars.

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Oh, and side note: like so many rarities that were only released originally on VHS tapes, I was “lucky” enough to stumble over The Rejuvenator, while surfing YouTube, where it’s one of their free movies. There are other places where you might be able to get it, but I strongly suggest that if you find yourself really jonesing to see this, get to YouTube now while it’s still available.

THIS JUST IN: Manos Returns

THIS JUST IN: Manos Returns

The Master Is Back

Manos Returns

By Woofer McWooferson

Manos: The Hands of Fate - Portrait of The Master. Fair use doctrine.

Portrait of The Master by Tom Neyman


Most people probably know the 1966 horror film Manos: The Hands of Fate thanks to the folks at Best Brains and Mystery Science Theater 3000 (MST3K). For those few who do not know what Manos is, here’s the IMDb summary:

A family gets lost on the road and stumbles upon a hidden, underground, devil-worshiping cult led by the fearsome Master and his servant Torgo.

And here’s the original theatrical trailer:

Born of a wager and created by insurance (later fertilizer) salesman turned writer, director, producer, and actor Harold P. Warren, Manos was plagued with difficulties throughout the shoot and post-production. Some of these difficulties were:

  • Warren shot only two takes of each scene, assuring the cast that post-production Hollywood magic would fix any errors.
  • The hand-held camera used to shoot the entire film could only record 32 seconds at a time.
  • Because of the limited lighting available, a scene where two police officers set out to investigate something has them take only two steps toward it before returning to their cruiser.
  • Since the film was shot without sound, all lines were later dubbed by two men and one woman. The result put Jackey Neyman Jones, who played the little girl Debbie, in tears when she first heard her “voice”.
  • Tom Neyman, who played the Master, and John Reynolds, who played Torgo, designed and built the legs for Torgo, the satyr-like caretaker of the Master’s Lodge of Sins.
  • Post-production editing took roughly 3 to 4 hours and, consequently, did not fix all the things Warren promised it would.

Cult Status

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TV's Frank (Frank Coniff), Torgo (Mike Nelson), and Dr. Clayton Forrester (Trace Beaulieu) from episode 424 of MST3K

Manos ultimately achieved widespread fame and cult status after being riffed in episode 424 of MST3K on January 30, 1993, by Joel Robinson (Joel Hodgson) and his bots, Tom Servo (Kevin Murphy) and Crow (Trace Beaulieu). The Manos episode was so popular, that the Rifftrax crew  also took aim at it in 2012. For those unfamiliar, Rifftrax also takes aim at movies and television, but releases an audio to sync up with the viewer's own copy of the item being riffed, enabling a much broader selection of riffable entertainment. Rifftrax  consists of MST3K alumni Michael J. Nelson (who hosted after Robins left and who was head writer from 1990 - 99), Kevin Murphy, and Bill Corbett (who played Brain Guy and who took over the voice of Crow after Beaulieu left),


A year before the Rifftrax treatment, Ben Solovey, a Florida State film school graduate, uncovered the original 16mm Ektachrome workprint of Manos in a collection of 16 mm films. Solovey soon took to Kickstarter to finance the film's restoration and preservation with an eye to releasing it on Blu-ray and raised $48,000. As a tip of the hat to the original, Solovey allowed a 90% finished print to premiere at the El Paso Plaza Theatre, which is located near the theater which hosted the grand premiere of the original Manos in 1966.

The newly restored Blu-ray was released on October 13, 2015, and included an unrestored version as a bonus feature.

The Return of The Master

Currently, there is a sequel in works courtesy of Jackey Neyman Jones, director Tonjia Atomic, cinematographer Joe Sherlock, and the many fans who donated to the Kickstarter campaign to help get the project on its feet. Jones is the real life daughter of Tom Neyman, who also painted the Master's portrait and designed the costumes, and Jacqueline Neyman, who was the makeup artist for Manos and who also made the costumes. As Debbie, Jackey Neyman Jones was the screen daughter of Michael (Hal Warren), the hapless protagonist. Neyman's own dog, Shanka, played the devil dog from the Valley Lodge, the Master’s Lodge of Sins. You might say that Manos: The Hands of Fate was a bit of a family affair for Jackey, so it is appropriate that she helms the upcoming sequel Manos Returns.

Jackey Neyman Jones and Tom Neyman of Manos: The Hands of Fate and Manos Returns. Image Jackey Neyman Jones.

Jackey Neyman Jones and Tom Neyman of Manos: The Hands of Fate and Manos Returns

The latest word on Manos Returns is that filming has finished, which puts it quite fittingly in post-production as the original Manos: The Hands of Fate approaches its 50th anniversary.

According to the Facebook page:

MANOS Returns is a tongue-in-cheek return to Valley Lodge. It follows a a group of young, would-be filmmakers who learn their favorite movie, Manos: The Hands of Fate, was based on a true story. They set out to visit the site of the events that inspired the original and of course they find more than they bargained for. MANOS Returns will feature many of the characters from the original MANOS, but the tone is much lighter.

Jones, her father, and Diane Adelson all reprise their roles in Manos Returns, and fans of the original are already getting the popcorn and sodas ready for their Manos Returns parties.

Manos Returns - Cast and crew. Image Jackey Neyman Jones.

Cast and crew behind the scenes of Manos Returns: Joseph Cole, Darlene Darwin, Manuel Ruiz, Mark Jones, Rachel Jackson, Jackey Raye Neyman Jones, Nuria Aguilar, Tonjia Atomic, X Tina Pezzo, Christopher Barnes, Tyler James Kong, Bryan Jennings and Greg Tally.

Are you ready for Manos Returns? While we wait, check out their website and Facebook page, and let House of Tortured Souls know what you think. If you’ve never seen Manos: The Hands of Fate, you can watch the MST3K version (complete with annotations) on the official MST3K YouTube Channel:

As always, we’ll keep you updated as we learn more.

Manos Returns - Jackey dons The Master's robe. Image Jackey Neyman Jones.

Manos Returns - Jackey dons The Master's robe

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