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WiHM: The Ladies of American Horror Story

WiHM: The Ladies of American Horror Story

Since it is Women in Horror Month, I saw it only fitting to do a piece on the women of American Horror Story. 🙂 There are several noteworthy, kickass women in the show that make it incredibly popular. I will not get to every single woman that has had a part in the show because that would be nearly impossible, but I will touch base on many of them.
Jessica Lange: http://www.vanityfair.com/hollywood/2015/11/american-horror-story-season-6-jessica-langeThe Queen of AHS. OOOH how I miss her! Jessica played a key role in the first four seasons, but now she says she's done. She played Constance Langdon in the first season (Tate's mother), The wicked Nun of the West - lol - Sister Jude Martin in the second season, The Head Witch Fiona Goode in the third, and Elsa Mars in the fourth. Her classy/sassy demeanor was highly entertaining, and her “better than you” attitude made it so satisfying when she was overthrown.
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Emma Roberts: Well this girl certainly has 'bitch' down to a T. Emma played in two seasons back to back. She played in "Coven" as Madison Montgomery and in “Freak Show” as Maggie Esmerelda.
Kathy Bates: http://www.goldderby.com/article/2016/american-horror-story-6-roanoke-kathy-bates-emmy-awards/ I was SHOCKED when just a few months ago she received her star (and I will do an article on her next)!!! I mean, SHIT, have those fruit loops not seen Misery, Dolores Claiborne, Fried Green Tomatoes???? Those in Horror have a tough time getting the recognition they deserve. Kathy first came in the AHS world in "Coven" as Madame (yes indeed!) Delphine LaLaurie (she makes great leggings!!). Then she was the Bearded Lady in “Freak Show” (Ethel Darling), Iris in “Hotel”, and Agnes Mary Winstead in “Roanoke”. And I loved her in every single evil role. 🙂
Angela Basset: http://www.tvguide.com/news/american-horror-story-roanoke-chapter-2-recap/ Welp, Stella got her groove back.....again. Talk about spite-fire! Her picture is right next to the term 'Aw, hell naw!' I'm sure. She, too, did not join AHS until "Coven", and every since has been going back and forth with Kathy's character 😉 Next she played Desiree Depree in “Freak Show”, Romana Royale in “Hotel”, and Monet Tumusiime in “Roanoke”.
Taissa Farmiga: http://www.polyvore.com/taissa_farmiga/collection?id=3740022 She is so believable as the damsel in distress. It's those big puppy dog eyes. Taissa came in one the first season and stole all of our hearts. She did not play in “Asylum”, “Freak Show”, or “Hotel” but returned for a small part in “Roanoke” as Sophie Green.
Connie Britton: http://screencrush.com/american-crime-story-oj-simpson-connie-britton-fay-resnick/ Connie is a MUST mention. She played the wife in “Murder House”. She was a recognizable face also that helped with getting people to tune in for the first time. She did not disappoint!
Sarah Paulson: http://blogqpot.com/images/ahs%20season%206%20theories%20tumblrSarah is one of the cast that has been on every season. She also is an awesome performer, and I love Syringe Sally. 🙂 In “Murder House” she was Billy Dean Howard, in “Asylum” she was Lana Winters, in “Coven” she was Cordelia Foxx, in “Freak Show” she was Bette and Dot Tattler, in “Hotel” she was Syringe Sally McKenna and Billie Dean Howard, and in “Roanoke” she was Audrey Tindell and Lana Winters.
Lily Rabe: http://www.ign.com/articles/2014/10/30/lily-rabe-reprising-her-asylum-role-in-american-horror-story-freak-showAnother one that has been here through it all. In “Murder House” she was Nora Montgomery, in “Asylum” she was Sister Mary Eunice McKee, in "Coven" she was Misty Day, in “Freak Show” she was again Sister Mary Eunice, in “Hotel” she was Aileen Woumos, and in “Roanoke” she played Shelby Miller.
Frances Conroy: http://www.comingsoon.net/horror/news/732056-frances-conroy-on-american-horror-story-season-3-shell-have-a-larger-part-this-timeShe was born for Horror! She has the perfect look for it! Frances played in all but “Hotel” And boy did she nail it every time! She is such a convincing actress!
Jamie Brewer: http://www.globaldownsyndrome.org/global-to-honor-actress-and-model-jamie-brewer/Jamie is such a Super Woman!!! She has Downs Syndrome, and here she is playing in a horror show. Jamie is fantastic motivator, just paying attention to her movements! Remember to let nothing be in the way of your dream!!! She played in “Murder House” as Adelaide Langdon, in “Coven” as Nan, and in “Freak Show” as Marjorie.
Gabourey Sidibe: Gabby editYes the one and only Precious. 🙂 She played the witch Queenie in “Coven” and in “Hotel”, and in between she was Regina Ross in “Freak Show”.
Mare Winningham: http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Characters/AmericanHorrorStoryHotel Mare joined us in “Coven” as Alicia Spencer (with some Bates Motel shit), in “Freak Show” as Rita Gayheart, and in “Hotel” as Hazel Evers. I soooo loved her in that part! talk to her if you need to get some blood out of the upholstery. No questions asked. 🙂
Naomi Campbell: http://www.etonline.com/news/173991_exclusive_naomi_campbell_dishes_on_her_american_horror_story_hotel_debut_i_m_quite_opinionated/Girl, WHAT!! How isn't she in this show at some point? But boy what a role!! She played Claudia Bankson in “Hotel”. Do check it out. 🙂
Naomi Grossman: https://stylenoir.com/pepper-american-horror-story-interview/Yep another Naomi. This one could not be farther from the spectrum as the latter one! She played Pepper on “Asylum” and on “Freak Show”. I salute her for performance!!
Grace Gummer: https://biffbampop.com/2014/12/04/american-horror-story-freak-show-s04-e08-bloodbath/avance-american-horror-story<freak-show-4x08-blood-bath-grace-gummer-penny-the-candy-striper/Well, when you are Meryl Streep's daughter, you have one hell of set of shoes to fill!! And she is doing a mighty fine job at that. 🙂 She played Millie in “Coven” and Pennie in “Freak Show”.
These gals truly are Scream Queens!!
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Swallow this! It’s the premier of Ash vs. Evil Dead

Swallow this! It’s the premier of Ash vs. Evil Dead

By Kev B.

Ash VS Evil Dead

Hail to the king, baby… In preparation for what may possibly be the greatest television event in modern history premiering on Starz this Halloween, Ash vs. Evil Dead, we bring you a refresher course on all things evil and dead. First let us run down some reasons why I’m extremely excited for the show.

1. It’s created and produced by the team that brought us the original three movies, Sam Raimi, Bruce Campbell, and Rob Tapert.
2. It’s a direct sequel to Army Of Darkness.
3. It’s got Bruce Campbell.
4. It’s got Lucy Lawless!?
5. It’s on Starz, the channel that brought us the nearly pornographic, ultra-violent splatterfest Sparticus. Do you like gladiator movies?
6. It looks like they got a nice budget to work with.
7. All the trailers and sneak previews look awesome.
8. Its already been renewed for a second season days before the premier, I guess based on audience reactions at screenings and online fan buzz.

I wouldn’t have the high hopes for greatness that I have, but horror has made a main stream resurgence that I for one never would have believed. If you had told me 30 years ago when I was sitting in the theater watching Day of the Dead that in the future a show about zombies would be the most popular show on television, I would have said you’re insane. But here we are, and Americans are horrified and amazed by the likes of American Horror Story, Scream Queens, and, of course, The Walking Dead (just to name a few of the popular new crop of horror shows).

Just in case you don’t know these movies by heart like the rest of us at House of Tortured Souls, Starz is running an Evil Dead marathon the night before the Halloween premier.

Friday October 30th @8pm EST Evil Dead, the original classic from 1981. Five friends travel to a cabin in the woods, where they unknowingly release flesh-possessing demons.

9:30pm EST Evil Dead II Dead By Dawn, my favorite of the series from 1987. The lone survivor of an onslaught of flesh-possessing spirits holds up in a cabin with a group of strangers while the demons continue their attack.

10:55pm EST Army Of Darkness, The over the top third installment in the franchise. Ash is accidentally transported to 1300 A.D., where he must battle an army of the dead and retrieve the Necronomicon so he can return home.

The show times look a little off, but this is direct from the Starz web site, so I suggest you check your local listings and set your DVR. accordingly. And don’t forget the premier of Ash vs. Evil Dead on Saturday the 31st at 9pm est, 9:45pm est, and again at 11:30pm est. Also airing Sunday November 1, 2015, and Monday, November 2, 2015.

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SERIES REVIEW: Scream Queens

By Machete Von Kill

Scream Queens

Directors: Ian Brennan, Brad Falchuk, Ryan Murphy, Bradley Buecker, Michael Uppendahl

Writers: Ian Brennan, Brad Falchuk, Ryan Murphy

Stars: Jamie Lee Curtis, Emma Roberts, Skylar Samuels, Lea Michelle, Nick Jonas

Rating: TV-14; Run Time: 45 min; Genre: Comedy, Horror; Country: USA; Language: English; Year: 2015

Tuesday night, Fox premiered its new horror-comedy from Ryan Murphy Scream Queens. Murphy previously brought us Glee, Nip/Tuck, and American Horror Story. In Scream Queens, Murphy takes us to Wallace University and the Kappa Kappa Tau sorority house in this slasher spoof. The episode begins in 1995, with an unexpected birth by a KKT pledge in the bathtub during a party. Rather than interrupt the party and get help for the girl, the sisters decide the pledge must stay there and they will return to the party. When they return after the party, they find the pledge dead. Flash forward 20 years to the KKT new class. Lead by AHS alum Emma Roberts as Chanel Oberlin and her "minions" - Chanel #2, Chanel #3, and Chanel #5. Both pledges and staff are showing up dead.

I have to say Roberts plays her role of as a spoiled, vapid, self-centered sorority brat quite well. Mere minutes into her first scene I wanted to punch her in the throat. That feeling grew as the episode continued.

The one bright spot, in a cast of people I really couldn't care any less about, is horror veteran and the original Scream Queen Jamie Lee Curtis. Ms. Curtis plays the role of university dean Cathy Munsch. She has some secrets of her own - pot smoking, student seducing, covering up the bathtub death 20 years ago - but let's not focus on that just yet. She's had enough of sororities in general but especially Kappa Kappa Tau as she tells Chanel #1 (Roberts) in her office. As Chanel#1 sat there being an indignant brat, I was really hoping Munsch would come across the desk and channel Michael Myers for just a few minutes.

I don't want to spoil it for anyone that will be tuning in, but I will say there were some decent kills, some mystery and a few laughs. For me, it may be a little too spoofy. If Scary Movie, Scream 2, Beverly Hills, 90210, and Mean Girls could somehow have a baby, this little bastard would be it. I will give it another episode or two, but that's mainly out of respect and love for Jamie Lee Curtis. And I won't lie, I wanna see the demise of Chanel #1.

Rating: 2.5 out of 5 stars

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