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The Vortexx – Hosted Horror: Schedule for 12 June – 19 June 2016

The Vortexx – Hosted Horror: Schedule for 12 June – 19 June 2016

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A Special Friend of House of Tortured Souls

By Woofer McWooferson

House of Tortured Souls is proud to bring you this week's schedule of terrific hosted horror at the one and only Vortexx. Check it out. You won't be disappointed.

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VORTEXX SCHEDULE FOR
JUNE 12 - JUNE 19, 2016

The Vortexx Hosts

Welcome to THE VORTEXX where it's ALL HOSTS ALL THE TIME!

Welcome to THE VORTEXX where it's ALL HOSTS ALL THE TIME! We've got another terrific line-up of hosts, shows, and movies for your viewing and chatting pleasure, including one movie making its Vortexx debut on Monday, an Ed Wood movie (of sorts) on Tuesday, Arch Hall, Jr. & Eegah on Wednesday, Tor Johnson pretending to be a rocket scientist on Thursday, Barbara Steele in a dual role on Friday, an East Side Kids comedy with Bela Lugosi on Saturday, and the return of Jan in the Pan next Sunday. Check out the schedule for details about all the great shows airing this week in The Vortexx. Our hosts are Bobby Gammonster & Boris the Buzzard, Remo D., Freakshow & the Bordello gang, Sir Graveson, The Reaper, Dr. Sigmund Zoid & Sluggo, Gorenard the Beerbarian, and Arachna of the Spider People & Deadly. Please note that during the month of June, we are adding a Sunday show to our weekly line-up, so there will be a featured movie and moderated chat every night of the week. Enjoy the shows and thanks for hanging out!

20160612_The Vortexx - Bobby Gammonster

Sunday (6/12) @ 9:00 P.M. (ET) - MONSTER MOVIE NIGHT presents EMBRYO (1976)

MONSTER MOVIE NIGHT with Bobby Gammonster and Boris The Buzzard presents EMBRYO (1976). You don't have a lot of opportunities to see Rock Hudson in The Vortexx, let alone Rock Hudson playing a mad scientist, so come on by tonight and enjoy! In tonight's movie Doc Rock figures out a way to grow a fetus into adulthood within a matter of weeks, and, of course, things soon go horribly wrong. Sultry Barbara Carrera co-stars, with guest appearances by Roddy McDowall and Dr. Joyce Brothers.

20160613_The Vortexx - Remo D's Manor of Mayhem

Monday (6/13) @ 9:00 P.M. (ET) - REMO D.'S MANOR OF MAYHEM presents DEMONS OF LUDLOW (1983)

REMO D.'S MANOR OF MAYHEM presents The Vortexx premiere of DEMONS OF LUDLOW (1983). Some murderous demons lurk inside an antique piano in this spooky horror thriller set in a picturesque New England coastal town. It's the bicentennial of Ludlow, and the town's founder and a bunch of his warlock friends, all dressed up in cheap-looking Thanksgiving costumes, have returned to extract revenge on the descendants of the townsfolk who killed them. Much mayhem ensues in what some consider to be director Bill (Monster a Go-Go) Rebane's masterpiece. [Movie poster courtesy of Night Visitor Video.]

20160614_The Vortexx - Bordello of Horror

Tuesday (6/14). 9:00 P.M. (ET) - BORDELLO OF HORROR presents ANATOMY OF A PSYCHO (1961)

BORDELLO OF HORROR with Freakshow, Mistress Malicious, Sgt. Drizzlepuss, and Ali Katt presents ANATOMY OF A PSYCHO (1961). A disturbed young man goes after the folks who sent his equally whacked-out brother to the gas chamber. Ed Wood contributed to the screenplay of this low-budget thriller under the name of Larry Lee, and the film uses music originally used for Wood's Plan 9 from Outer Space. In addition to the movie, Freaky will be entertaining us with an interview with Fred Schepartz, the author of Vampire Cabbie, special musical guests Zombie Ghost Train, a movie review by Mark Krawczyk from The Final Cut, and more!

20160615_The Vortexx - Dr Gravestone & Your Final Answer

Wednesday (6/15). 9:00 P.M. (ET) - WEDNESDAY NIGHT DOUBLE FEATURE!

Join us tonight for a WEDNESDAY NIGHT DOUBLE FEATURE! We begin the festivities with SIR GRAVESON PRESENTS, a great new show from Detroit in the vein (so to speak) of the legendary Sir Graves Ghastly. Tonight Sir Graveson and his co-hosts Vampon and Rusty Swallows are presenting the Arch Hall Jr. classic EEGAH! (1962) co-starring Richard (Jaws) Kiel and Arch Hall Sr. In keeping with the spirit of tonight's movie, Caveman Woodman and Bam Bam Moss are Graveson's musical guests. We end the evening with a generous serving of YOUR FINAL ANSWER -- a weekly comedy series (2-3 minutes per episode) hosted by The Reaper who answers Q&A's from his viewers. The Reaper is a bumbling, idiotic, and absolutely hilarious host with a habit of never quite getting around to an answer. [Movie poster by Future Dami courtesy of Deviant Art.]

20160616_The Vortexx - Alternative Realities

Thursday (6/16) @ 9:00 P.M. (ET) - ALTERNATIVE REALITIES THURSDAY NIGHT DOUBLE FEATURE!

ALTERNATIVE REALITIES with Dr. Sigmund Zoid and Sluggo presents a THURSDAY NIGHT DOUBLE FEATURE! First up is SON OF INGAGI (1940), in which a "missing link," brought to the States from Africa, goes on a murderous rampage. The movie's main claim to fame is that it's the first horror film to feature an all-black cast, including Spencer Williams, Jr., best known for playing Andy in the Amos 'n Andy television show. Then stick around for the Coleman Francis favorite BEAST OF YUCCA FLATS (1961). Tor Johnson is cast against type as a defecting Russian rocket scientist pursued by KGB agents, who stumbles onto a nuclear testing site in the Nevada wastelands, gets wasted, and becomes . . . you guessed it . . . Tor Johnson!

20160617_The Vortexx - The Golden Horde

Friday (6/17) @ 9:00 P.M. (ET) - THE GOLDEN HORDE presents NIGHTMARE CASTLE (1965)

THE GOLDEN HORDE starring the manliest of manly-men hosts Gornard The Beerbarian presents NIGHTMARE CASTLE (1965). Scream queen Barbara Steele stars as a faithless wife whose husband (Paul Muller from Lady Frankenstein) decides that revenge is a dish best served not only cold -- but heartless. Unfortunately for hubby, his plans for his deceased wife's inheritance are complicated when her wacko sister (Steele in a blonde wig) shows up. As the poster says, see it with someone who’s shockproof. This one is definitely not for the wussies!

20160618_The Vortexx - Public Domain Drive-In

Saturday (6/18) @ 9:00 P.M. (ET) - PUBLIC DOMAIN DRIVE-IN presents GHOSTS ON THE LOOSE (1943)

PUBLIC DOMAIN DRIVE-IN with Cnl. Graves and Smiley Bones presents GHOSTS ON THE LOOSE (1943). This is the second film that Bela Lugosi did with The East Side Kids for Monogram Pictures -- the first being Spooks Run Wild released two years earlier. This time Bela is a Nazi spy, who pretends that his hideout in New York is haunted. The East Side Kids, led by Leo Gorcy and Huntz Hall, show up, and the usual hijinks ensue. A very young Ava Gardner co-stars in her first credited role, along with Ernest "Sunshine Sammy" Morrison (the original black kid in the Our Gang shorts).

20160619_The Vortexx - Beware Theater

Sunday (6/19) @ 9:00 P.M. (ET) - BEWARE THEATER presents THE BRAIN THAT WOULDN'T DIE (1962)

BEWARE THEATER with Arachna of the Spider People and her friend Deadly present another cinematic gem from the Golden Age of Black and White (and a Vortexx favorite) -- THE BRAIN THAT WOULDN'T DIE (1962). Affectionately known to its many fans as "The Brain That Wouldn't Shuddup" and "Jan in the Pan," this film has everything that a B-movie fan could possibly ask for -- mutants, mad doctors, talking heads, cat fighting strippers, and some of the sleaziest, most infectious music you've ever heard. [Movie poster by Jonukwho courtesy of Deviant Art.]

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"Every day is a good day that ends in the Vortexx."

"Every day is a good day that ends in the Vortexx." You can find us at horrorhost.net and livestream.com/allhorrorhosts. Remember folks, we're the Gooble Gobble Channel. We accept everyone. And we will keep the doors open as long as you keep coming around! If you're a horror host looking for an additional outlet for your show, email Sluggo at sluggo@horrorhost.net

The Vortexx - Bloody Pit of Health Fitness Centers

If you don't get the results you're looking for within the eight weeks of the program, The Azure Executioner guarantees that he will personally throw you into his exclusive vat of acid!
Introducing our newest sponsor -- Bloody Pit of Health! Want to eliminate those things that interfere with the harmony of your perfect body? The Bloody Pit has all the latest fitness equipment -- weight room, Olympic-sized pool, and even a spider room. To find the location nearest you, visit their website www.clubdesade.com

The Vortexx - Mummy Fart

Available in three convenient sizes!
Mummy Fart! The perfect product to get those pleasant smells out of your tomb. Available in three convenient sizes!

The Vortexx - Kurt Pasakivi's Used Car Emporium

If you're interested, just e-mail us for Kurt's current location.
Kurt Pasakivi's Used Car Emporium! At Kurt's Emporium you can buy the car of your dreams for a deep discount. If you see a car on the street that you like, just send Kurt a photo of the car and the license plate, and he'll negotiate with the owner and sell it to you at a steal!

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The Official Beers of The Vortexx!
Executioner's Ale! A bloody good red ale crafted in the torture chamber of the Crimson Executioner. Sock Stout! The sock with the hops. A thick and creamy head just for you. [Sock Stout is a trademark of Raen, used with permission.]

The Vortexx - Amazon Andy

Amazon Andy is the creation of Nick Polotta, a very gifted writer and comedian who, sadly, passed away on April 13, 2013.

Totino's Pizza Rolls, Crimson Royal Jelly, and Amazon Andy's Southern Fried Tarantula Legs! The original sponsors of the Vortexx!

The Vortexx Skull Cornbread

The Official Food of The Vortexx!
Skull Cornbread! The official food of The Vortexx, served piping hot from the oven of the Crimson Executioner.

The Vortexx - Chia Host

BORDELLO OF HORROR with Freakshow airs Tuesday at 9 (ET)

Chia Host! The latest sensation from Mushnick Florists. You can see him every Tuesday night in The Vortexx!

The Vortexx - Chilly Dilly

Two delicious pickle treats!

Chilly Dilly! A delicious pickle treat that's spiced just right for every bite. And now you can "pucker up" with the all-new Chilly Dilly Lip Balm!

The Vortexx - Egg Bleach

"Now that's a product I can really GET BEHIND!" -- Egg.

Egg Bleach! The all-purpose antiseptic for treatment of cuts, scratches, and abrasions. And now you can touch up those "intimate" parts of your body with the all-new Egg Anal Bleach!

The Vortexx - President Sluggo

SLUGGO!!! OUR DEAR LEADER AND FREELY ELECTED PRESIDENT OF THE VORTEXX!!!

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The Vortexx: Schedule for June 6 – 12, 2016

The Vortexx: Schedule for June 6 – 12, 2016

Welcome to The Vortexx - A Special Friend of House of Tortured Souls

By Woofer McWooferson

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House of Tortured Souls would like to welcome The Vortexx as a friend of the House. Please give a warm welcome to those crazy horror hosts at The Vortexx and check out their shows this week.

The Vortexx Hosts

Welcome to THE VORTEXX where it's ALL HOSTS ALL THE TIME! We've got another great line-up of hosts, shows, and movies for your viewing and chatting pleasure this week, with two movies making their Vortexx debut along with some cool indie films and several returning favorites. Our hosts are Doctor Mortose, Freakshow & the Bordello gang, Edgar von Ghoul, The Reaper, Dr. Lady & the Usual Suspects, Rizzle MaNizzle the Clown, Lord Blood-Rah, and Bobby Gammonster & Boris the Buzzard. Please note that during the month of June, we will be adding a Sunday show to our weekly line-up, so there will be a featured movie and moderated chat every night of the week. Enjoy the shows and thanks for hanging out!

20150606-12_The Vortexx - Doctor Mortose

DOCTOR MORTOSE COMMANDS
presents
SCARED TO DEATH (1980)

Monday (6/6). 9:00 P.M. (ET). DOCTOR MORTOSE COMMANDS presents The Vortexx premiere of SCARED TO DEATH (1980). No, folks, this is not the Bela Lugosi movie from the 1940s that we've aired a few times before. This film by Bill Malone, who was the chief designer at the Don Post mask studios, is about a genetic experiment gone horribly wrong. The result is an Alien-like creature with an appetite for spinal fluid called Syngenor (Synthesized Genetic Organism).

20150606-12_The Vortexx - Bordello of Horror

BORDELLO OF HORROR
presents
MONSTER OF GOLDEN GATE (2013)

Tuesday (6/7). 9:00 P.M. (ET). BORDELLO OF HORROR with Freakshow, Mistress Malicious, Sgt. Drizzlepuss, and Ali Katt presents MONSTER OF GOLDEN GATE (2013). This throwback to those awesome black-and-white cheesy monster movies of the ‘50s and ‘60s was directed by Renya Young better known to horror fans as Miss Misery, the host of Movie Massacre. Freaky will kick off the show with two short indie horror films -- Hi Neighbor directed by Chad Halvorsen and Frigid Night directed by Robby McBride. There will also be interviews from the Milwaukee Twisted Dreams Film Festival with Christopher Kai House, Michael Viers, Alice Wilson, Hart Fisher, James Bett Jr and Kevin Jamison, as well as musical guests Kitty in a Casket.

20150606-12_The Vortexx - Your Final Answer & Midnight Chillers

WEDNESDAY DOUBLE FEATURE:
YOUR FINAL ANSWER and MIDNIGHT CHILLERS
present
GURU: THE MAD MONK (1971)

Wednesday (6/8). 9:00 P.M. (ET). Join us tonight for a WEDNESDAY DOUBLE FEATURE! We kick off the evening with a generous serving of YOUR FINAL ANSWER -- a weekly comedy series (2-3 minutes per episode) hosted by The Reaper who answers Q&As from his viewers. He's bumbling, idiotic, has a habit of never getting around to an answer -- and is absolutely hilarious. Next up is MIDNIGHT CHILLERS with Edgar von Ghoul, who will be presenting The Vortexx premiere of Andy Milligan's GURU: THE MAD MONK (1971). It's about a deranged chaplain at a 15th-century prison colony, who's got a vampire mistress and a one-eyed hunchback servant named (of course) Igor. Edgar's special guest tonight is former disc jockey Ray Green, whose main claim to fame is being one of the first to interview Elvis Presley (on his radio show in May 1956) -- and the first to record an Elvis concert in its entirety.

20150606-12_The Vortexx - Late Dr. Lady

THE LATE DR LADY SHOW
presents
CHILDREN SHOULDN'T PLAY WITH DEAD THINGS (1972)

Thursday (6/9). 9:00 P.M. (ET). THE LATE DR LADY SHOW with Dr. Lady and the Usual Suspects presents a Vortexx favorite -- CHILDREN SHOULDN'T PLAY WITH DEAD THINGS (1972). Although dismissed at the time of its release as just "another zombie movie," this film has since been recognized as being years ahead of its time in its frank depiction of same-sex undead marriage. It's about a group of friends who go to an island to act out a satanic rite involving a corpse they name Orville. Needless to say, it all goes horribly awry. Director Bob Clark would go on to bigger and better things with Porky's and A Christmas Story.

20150606-12_The Vortexx - Rizzle MaNizzle
RIZZLE'S FUNHOUSE OF LUNACY DOUBLE FEATURE!
GLEN OR GLENDA? (1953)
and
BLOODY PIT OF HORROR (1965)

Friday (6/10). 9:00 P.M. (ET). Join us tonight for a RIZZLE'S FUNHOUSE OF LUNACY DOUBLE FEATURE! First up is Ed Wood's GLEN OR GLENDA (1953) starring Ed himself as Glen, a tortured soul who is afraid to tell his wife (real-life girlfriend Dolores Fuller) that he enjoys putting on Angora sweaters and going out at night as Glenda. Bela Lugosi is also on hand, sitting in an easy chair in a room full of skulls, shrunken heads, and voodoo dolls, and uttering non sequiturs such as "pull ze string!" Then be sure stick around as Rizzle and co-hosts Midnight Murray and The Crimson Executioner present BLOODY PIT OF HORROR (1965) like you've never seen it before. There will be plenty of voiceovers, cartoons, accordion music and other audio goodies, and CE will be trying his hand as Uncle Crimmie, host of a children's show at the Crazy Castle of Lunacy, and as an anchor man on Crimson Action News. We guarantee you'll all be scratching your heads in total amazement! [CE artwork courtesy of Doc Mortose.]

20150606-12_The Vortexx - Lord Blood-Rah

LORD BLOOD-RAH'S NERVE WRACKIN' THEATRE
presents
TRACK OF THE MOON BEAST (1976)

Saturday (6/11). 9:00 P.M. (ET). LORD BLOOD-RAH'S NERVE WRACKIN' THEATRE presents TRACK OF THE MOON BEAST (1976). After a beefy young mineralogist (Chase Cordell) gets boinked in the head by a meteor fragment, he is transformed into a hideous lizard-like monster whenever the moon comes out. Badly paced and badly shot, with a badly constructed story and a mostly talentless cast playing cardboard characters, its one saving feature is that soon-to-be-famous Rick Baker designed the beast. As always, Lord Blood-Rah will be spicing up the mix with some cool trailers and a Cranial Cavity Search.

20150606-12_The Vortexx - Bobby Gammonster

MONSTER MOVIE NIGHT
presents
EMBRYO (1976)

Sunday (6/12). MONSTER MOVIE NIGHT with Bobby Gammonster and Boris The Buzzard presents EMBRYO (1976). You don't have a lot of opportunities to see Rock Hudson in The Vortexx, let alone Rock Hudson playing a mad scientist, so come on by tonight and enjoy! In tonight's movie Doc Rock figures out a way to grow a fetus into adulthood within a matter of weeks, and, of course, things soon go horribly wrong. Sultry Barbara Carrera co-stars, with guest appearances by Roddy McDowall and Dr. Joyce Brothers.

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